Skip to main content

Dirty Layton

The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.
- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton
by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Layton mug.

Jake Layton

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.
by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022
mugGet the Jake Layton mug.

nicholas layton

sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
P1 - Hey bro, have you seen nicholas layton
P2 - sex in my mouth oh yes fill me with cum sexy sexy woo woo!!
by hotmenonmyass May 18, 2020
mugGet the nicholas layton mug.

The Laydown Layton

Will you take a hookers dressing you pulled over her face after she’s passed out on heroin in encompassing her head her feet her ankles and under her shoes and she got away when she goes to stand up all it does is make your asshole Gape
Tuesday night Rachel really got the laydown layton!
by PulseChainGangRapingFame May 24, 2022
mugGet the The Laydown Layton mug.

Eggs Layton

Someone who eats a shit ton of fucking eggs day and night and gets no bangs (no intercourse)
That guy is a right Eggs Layton! All he does is eat eggs for every meal and never bangs any girls....what's he playing at!?
by Run The Juelz February 9, 2017
mugGet the Eggs Layton mug.

Sage Layton

A dramatic ass bitch that's hella dramatic about everything
person 1: omg this dude is being so dramatic about everything, like okay boomer

Person 2: nah that ain't a boomer, that's Sage Layton
by Ijustneededtomakeapoint January 4, 2020
mugGet the Sage Layton mug.

Jack Layton

The Hon. Dr. Jack Layton is the Leader of the New Democratic Party of Canada and the Member of Parliament for Toronto—Danforth.

A strong, charismatic leader, Layton has a long record of getting results for people. He served as a leading member of the Toronto City Council and as founder and head of the Green Catalyst Group, a green business in Toronto, and developed a reputation for turning words into action on key issues. In 2003, he became Leader of Canada's New Democratic Party, and since then, he has led the party through three elections and nearly tripled the NDP's seat count, showing a remarkable ability to connect with voters by offering exciting new solutions to the major challenges facing Canadians.

Layton's priorities including investing in a new energy future based around wind, solar, and other renewable sources of power to create economic prosperity and environmental sustainability, and repealing Stephen Harper's corporate tax cuts and instead putting money into training more doctors and nurses to get rid of the wait times for healthcare.

Layton's vision for change to create new prosperity, sustainability, and opportunity for all Canadians, coupled with his boundless passion for delivering real results on key issues have driven him to the forefront of Canadian politics and made him the only positive choice to be Canada's Prime Minister.
Jack Layton will be Canada's next Prime Minister.
by JavikanONE February 9, 2009
mugGet the Jack Layton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email