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baltimore jack-o'-lantern

when a bunch of frat dudes take turns jizzing in a jack-o'-lantern until it's full
daaaaaaaamn it's october already?! time for baltimore jack-o'-lanterns, boys!!!
by kathybates69 October 27, 2014
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The Jack-o-lantern

The process of shoving a flashlight, the brighter the better, into a female's vagina. Once the flashlight is inserted correctly the flashlight is tunred on. This will create a Jack-o-lantern effect. This can also be done with a strobe light for a different effect.
My girlfriend and I were so drunk and horny after the halloween party, so I decided to give her the Jack-o-lantern
by HDpanhead1891 November 11, 2010
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cant-o-lantern

a lantern that can or cannot be carved from a cantaloupe
i can't carve this cantaloupe into a cant-o-lantern... or can i?
by zia straffe September 13, 2011
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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lame'o lantern

someone who is so lame they emit a glow the colour of lame
you're so lame you GLOW lameness. you are such a lame'o lantern.
by TsarinaCole April 14, 2009
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man-o-lantern

A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.
The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and didnt finish it; he looked like a man-o-lantern!
by Laynie November 5, 2006
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Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.
"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"
by jb71197 July 28, 2012
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