what the lampshade

my friend jeffrey made this up. it means about the same as what the fuck or what the hell

what the lampshade man!?thats my shoe!

by maryjo December 28, 2004

Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.

"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."

by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011

Lampshade Lovin'

The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.

At the party last night, Gina gave Frank some major lampshade lovin'.

by Lollipoplizard June 19, 2014

loose lampshade

The act of stretching one's vaginal lips to completely cover another's skull.

"dude, she pulled a loose lampshade over my head!"

by cody chapman January 19, 2009

Lampshading

When girls wear skirts without underwear

“Hey you see that girl, she’s lampshading that shit!”

by Camisloser42069 February 8, 2018

Lampshading

The act in which upon a lampshade is placed in the center of a room, as to accommodate the sperm of 7 - 10 men in a circle jerk.

I stopped by Bobs house the other day and they were in the middle of lampshading. I wanna play the game.

by Ramgela812 October 24, 2019

Lampshade

A person who is highly stupid, perverted, sexy, ugly, smart, annoying, smelly and really anything you can think of.

To describe the reason for calling someone "lampshade" is almost impossible since it covers all aspects of what a person might be, except if the person is depressed, then he is a lamp from IKEA

I just want to jizz on her tits and tell her mum about it.

Duuude, your such a lampshade

by abc800itd March 1, 2011