lactose and tolerant

Someone who get the Neapolitan ice-cream, and eats all the flavors, not just the good ones.

i just ate that whole thing of ice-cream, not because I'm fat, I am lactose and tolerant

by nigahpleez July 16, 2010

Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!

haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)

by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007

lactating bovoid

A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".

Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me

by kingpaladin August 5, 2005

lactarded

the same as being lactose intolerant, when dairy makes you sick.

person: hey, do you want some milk?
person: no thanks, im lactarded

by crazygnome October 26, 2007

lactoad

Used to describe a person who is lactose intolerant.

Are you a lactoad, too?

by Ryan Lanyon March 24, 2006

lactic squeeze

the act of inserting a gogurt tube into someone's ass, then with one swift move, squeezing the milky contents into the person's asshole.

Welcome to the kink-through, may I take your order?

Yes I'd like one chili dog, and the missus will take a lactic squeeze.

Fine choice. that'll be 10 bucks. pants down, pull around.

by Courtney R. Klein November 9, 2006

lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003