A sport played on a field thats 110 yards long and 60 yards wide, and played by men whos dicks are the same size.
During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
During the spring time, wild badasses all over the world flock to their nearest lacrosse field. If you are allergic to large doses of manliness (or play baseball), it would be good practice to mantain a safe distance from these lacrosse games, as the concentration of badassery has been known to cause seziures.
John (Baseball player): Hey Jake, lets walk over here.
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
Jake (Baseball player): Naw man, I hear theres a lacrosse game over there.
John: C'mon man, it'll be fine.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous.
John: Fine, I'll just go by myself.
Jake: No John, its too dangerous. That much badass in one place... It can be deadly.
*John keeps walking*
Jake: John, get back here right now!
*John continues to walk*
Jake: John!
*John sees lacrosse game and has a seizure from the concentration of badassery*
Jake: JOOOHNN!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Jake tries to run over and help John, but collapses early. He's not used to physical activity.*
by Lucas823 May 7, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug. A game played on a field that is 110 yards long and 60 yards wide. While in play there are 10 players on the field at a time (20 if you include the opposing team). The players are divided into four groups the Mid-Fielders, the Attack, the Defense, and the Goalie. The Mid-Fielders are players that can go on either side of the field and play both defense and offense and there stick can be between the length of 40 inches and 42 inches. The Attack are three players that stay on the opposing teams side of the field and have the same sized stick as the Mid-fielders. The Defenders stay on one side of the field and defend their goal their stick can be between the length of 52 and 72 inches long.
Lacrosse can be played in almost any weather conditions except if it is thundering and lightning.
Lacrosse is for the athletically able, to play lacrosse you need to be fast, strong, smart, quick thinking, and you need to have stamina and a lot of it. you also need to be able to take a hit and they continue to play.
Lacrosse is amazing and can Kick baseball's ass any day.
Lacrosse can be played in almost any weather conditions except if it is thundering and lightning.
Lacrosse is for the athletically able, to play lacrosse you need to be fast, strong, smart, quick thinking, and you need to have stamina and a lot of it. you also need to be able to take a hit and they continue to play.
Lacrosse is amazing and can Kick baseball's ass any day.
Lacrosse can be played in the rain, snow, sleet, hail, basically any weather condition (but not thunder and Lightning)
But a baseball game is canceled if it starts to drizzle out also baseball games are so boring that half way through the game there is time for you to awake your self up from your after noon nap. Baseball sucks ass
But a baseball game is canceled if it starts to drizzle out also baseball games are so boring that half way through the game there is time for you to awake your self up from your after noon nap. Baseball sucks ass
by BlackhawkxxLax March 18, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug. I play lacrosse, and yes it can be hard depending on what position you play, and yes we actually do wear a lot of padding. But, I also pitch baseball in the summer. It's just as hard as lacrosse. So all you fuckers out there, stop fighting it's not that big a deal
see above deffinition
by dual player October 16, 2004
Get the Lacrossemug. Lacrosse is a sport that was played by the Native Americans Indians. The point of the game is to have your team score a small hard rubber ball into the goal while using a lacrosse stick. You also have to pass, throw, and catch obviously cuz it's a team sport.. This game is so awesome and it has a lot of running to it. Also there is womens lacrosse and mens lacrosse. Its not just for men since nobody hardly mentions womens.Some rules are different for mens and womens..the sticks are different also. People usually call lacrosse "Lax". Its pretty simple... This first part is La.. and the second part is an x which stands for crosse.. You can see the lines are crossing in a "x"..Get it??
Team Lacrosse Player: Hey, wanna go practice lacrosse with me, before the game?
Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.
Me: Sure, I will go get my stick.
by Lax Girl All Day XD October 7, 2011
Get the Lacrossemug. Lacrosse:
a sport that requires hand-eye coordination. It is extremely hard and only for the most talented. Some people may think its as easy as a ball in a stick, but it is much more complex. You need to be able to run, need to be able to take a beating and must be strong. You also need to be able to handle what the ref says whether he is wrong or right.
Some of the most hardest positions in lacrosse are:
All
The goalie is undermined because people think it is as easy as catching a ball. WRONG. Goalies must be able to yes, catch a ball but also see where the ball is going and follow it, and be able to swallow tears when the ball hits their bare skin. Midfield is also very hard too, because middys run up and down, and all over the field. Defense too, you need to be big, and loud and scream and stay on your girl and continue to guard her.
If you want to play lacrosse, you would need to be ready to be awake at 4 in the morning for a 6:00 tournament. YES TOURNAMENT.
The practices are the least fun in all of lacrosse but pays off the most. Lacrosse is the best sport ever.
a sport that requires hand-eye coordination. It is extremely hard and only for the most talented. Some people may think its as easy as a ball in a stick, but it is much more complex. You need to be able to run, need to be able to take a beating and must be strong. You also need to be able to handle what the ref says whether he is wrong or right.
Some of the most hardest positions in lacrosse are:
All
The goalie is undermined because people think it is as easy as catching a ball. WRONG. Goalies must be able to yes, catch a ball but also see where the ball is going and follow it, and be able to swallow tears when the ball hits their bare skin. Midfield is also very hard too, because middys run up and down, and all over the field. Defense too, you need to be big, and loud and scream and stay on your girl and continue to guard her.
If you want to play lacrosse, you would need to be ready to be awake at 4 in the morning for a 6:00 tournament. YES TOURNAMENT.
The practices are the least fun in all of lacrosse but pays off the most. Lacrosse is the best sport ever.
by RandomPersonlol123 May 22, 2014
Get the Lacrossemug. A game originally invented by Native Americans. Involves a "ball", cradled in the "head" of a long, hard, "shaft." Originally intended to demonstrate strength and agility as well as serve as a source of pride to the better team. In recent years, it has become popular, and, contrary to the original intent, has been the patron sport of rapists (Duke) preppies, pussies, and testosterone junkies alike.
laX player: Let's have a party after the lacrosse game and sodomise a single mother trying to support her family by stripping.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
normal non-sex ofender: Nah, I don't need to prove I'm not gay. I don't play lacrosse.
by SitreadyRow March 27, 2009
Get the Lacrossemug. Lacrosse is a pretty gay sport due to the fact throwing balls at each other (gay). Then other guys catch these balls (gay). and then they do gay stuff (straight)
by XxItsLilSpiffyxX May 23, 2019
Get the Lacrossemug.