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Labour is the source of all wealth

A statement uttered by Marxists infected by the spectre of Lassalle. This notion completely ignores the fact that nature contains use-values, which Marx notes in his "Critique of the Gotha Programme". (quite literally the first page)
Person 1: "Labour is the source of all wealth"
Person 2: "Lassalle, you je-
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Labour voter

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!
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Lunchtime Labour

When you don't finish your work at school and you need to continue it during lunchtime when everyone else is gone and you're still left.
I need to finish this work otherwise the teacher is gonna make me do a shift of Lunchtime Labour.
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Labour

If you vote for Labour, you might as well be living in China or North Korea considering you're basically stripped of free speech and privacy. You can't even share a joke meme on Facebook without being arrested.
by UltimateDoge May 4, 2025
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Wee Labour

A spin off political party, based in scotland, of the main "new Labour" party. Their members include the incompetent, quagmire (I Gray)
Ach don't pay any notice of whats in "the record" today, its just more "Wee Labour" propaganda!
by eff_the_daily_record May 13, 2011
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Labour

OHH GODD THE LABOUR SHITS ARE COMING OUT!!!
by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021
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Labour Government

An extremely painful experience, similar to a lobotomy, that is likely to last up to 5 years, with mind numbing levels of taxation on workers and employers alike. The concept was started by some oddball called Ramsay MacDonald who was Prime Minister of a Labour minority government in 1924, but fortunately that bunch of losers only lasted for 9 months - phew! The second occasion that Ramsay MacDonald led a Labour Government between 1929 and 1931 conditions were so bad, it was called the Great Depression!
Yes, amazingly there's some bloke down our pub, who know's someone, who's friend's mother-in-law actually voted for this Labour Government - I know I didn't believe it either!
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