labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Labour voter

Cockney rhyming slag for Floater

Hey there Jim, them Labour Voters just won’t flush!

by Furnace-Wibble February 7, 2024

Labourer

Pepsi Max Cherry drinker, toilet big stinker, all chat little thinker

“Sorry I’m late, I went full labourer and smashed too many PMC at the yugioh torny last night”

by OMGIMSOREEM July 7, 2023

I love child labour

It’s true

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better

by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022

Canned Labour

dam that nigga a freeuse picker

White Guy: Damn bro, only 5 dollars? For some Canned Labour? What a steal!

by Mechinia June 7, 2022

Labour

practically taking a massive shit.

OHH GODD THE LABOUR SHITS ARE COMING OUT!!!

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?

I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me

by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021