When traveling with your wife and staying in a hotel, the man is not allowed to shit in the hotel room bathroom. This international law applies even if she is not in the room at the time the man does his bidness.
Marrie: Herbie, I came back from my spa appointment and was fouled by what I thought to be a crowd clearer. I did some deuce diligence to learn that you capped in our hotel room toilet.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
Herbie: Sorry babe. I went to drop off my lobby log downstairs, but they were cleaning the lobby bathrooms. Couldn't hold after 3 cups of coffee.
by the comand'r May 28, 2023
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Guest: .... and you got to roll your fingers in a downwards motion. Don't tug at it, alot of people think its a tugging motion because it looks that way, but its not...
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?
half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.
Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?
Receptionist1: oh .... I see?
half an hour later, the guest has just left the lobby. Receptionist is catching up on paper work with a colleague.
Receptionist2: So what was the hotel lobbyist going on about?
Receptionist1:I think he was teaching me how to milk a cow or something?
by Shaniak June 7, 2010
Get the Hotel lobbyist mug.In literal sense, a group of pedestrians consisting of ten or more walk into a Bookstore (such as a Barnes n Noble) with a minimum of two tacos each sitting Indian style in one general area of said store and eating tacos. If asked to leave/kicked out, the group must obtain more tacos and head to another bookstore
by AMT fire November 22, 2014
Get the taco lobby mug.Magi: Labyrinth of Magic is an anime developed by the awesome creator, Shinobu Ohtaka !!
Magi is a action and fantasy filled anime created in 2013-2016.
The anime is godly istg go watch rn you bozo
Magi is a action and fantasy filled anime created in 2013-2016.
The anime is godly istg go watch rn you bozo
Person 1: I just watched Magi: Labyrinth of Magic ! It was so good!! Have you ever heard of it? Its super underrated and has amazing graphics and is overall the best!! :DD
Person 2: No I haven't! It sounds great though! Im gonna watch it rn! )what you should do rn or ill come and kidnap ur dog /j)
Person 2: No I haven't! It sounds great though! Im gonna watch it rn! )what you should do rn or ill come and kidnap ur dog /j)
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Get the Misty’s lobby’s mug.A term used to describe a group of individuals who champion the rights of animals over humans. The group tends to be very vocal and supportive of animal rights. Members are often more engaged with their pets than with other people.
The "Animal Lobby" may also be broken down into smaller subgroups as follows:
The "Cat Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of of single unmarried women who champion cat rights and express more affection toward cats then people. Members of the "cat lobby" have substituted feline companionship for male relationships. Members often collect and feed stray cats. Members of the cat lobby speak with their pets as if they are people.
The "Dog Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of single unmarried women who champion dog rights and express more affection toward dogs than people. Members of the "dog lobby" have substituted canine companionship for male relationships. Most members tend to be unmarried women age 35 or over. Joining the Dog Lobby usually means that a member has given up on trying to find a spouse.
The "Bird Lobby". A group that champions the rights of birds over people. The "bird lobby" is composed primarily of never- married older women who enjoy feeding pigeons.
Members of the Animal Lobby and the aforementioned subgroups are members of PETA and other animal rights groups.
The "Animal Lobby" may also be broken down into smaller subgroups as follows:
The "Cat Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of of single unmarried women who champion cat rights and express more affection toward cats then people. Members of the "cat lobby" have substituted feline companionship for male relationships. Members often collect and feed stray cats. Members of the cat lobby speak with their pets as if they are people.
The "Dog Lobby" - A vast network primarily made up of single unmarried women who champion dog rights and express more affection toward dogs than people. Members of the "dog lobby" have substituted canine companionship for male relationships. Most members tend to be unmarried women age 35 or over. Joining the Dog Lobby usually means that a member has given up on trying to find a spouse.
The "Bird Lobby". A group that champions the rights of birds over people. The "bird lobby" is composed primarily of never- married older women who enjoy feeding pigeons.
Members of the Animal Lobby and the aforementioned subgroups are members of PETA and other animal rights groups.
On proposing rules applicable to animals:
"Watch out what you say or you will get the animal lobby after you!"
"Jill has finally stopped trying to find a husband and has now joined the Animal/Cat/Dog Lobby".
"New FAA regulations to limit bird strikes are being opposed by the bird lobby."
"Watch out what you say or you will get the animal lobby after you!"
"Jill has finally stopped trying to find a husband and has now joined the Animal/Cat/Dog Lobby".
"New FAA regulations to limit bird strikes are being opposed by the bird lobby."
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