yes/no/maybe/lobster

A meaningless but more exciting variation on the "yes/no?" question. Popularized by Gan Xingba's Avatar: the Abridged Series.

Can be abridged as "y/n/m/l?", but chances are, if your friend is not a hardcore Avatard, s/he will have no idea what the fuck that you're talking about and get confused.

Should we go see the movie? Yes/no/maybe/lobster?

by Nile Crocodile August 19, 2009

Lobstar

One who is a bomb ass server at Red Lobster.

Pronounced "Lob Star", as in "Rock Star".

"Dude! Did you see Mike handle that huge table? He's a total Lobstar!"

"Thanks for helping me walk my food! You're a total Lobstar!"

"I'm working straight through today with no break. I'll be fine, though, since I'm such a Lobstar!"

by The Gang at the RL January 18, 2009

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Lobstromonous!

Insert this word into any sentence to instantly make yourself appear to be incredibly smart and posh

Example 1: "Oh my house is incredibly Lobstromonous!"
Example 2: " Oh darling you are so very "Lobstromonous!

by Meadie12 January 7, 2013

Lobster Gravy

Stinky, liquid, intensely burning diarrhea, often involving various sized chunks of indistinguishable matter. Usually orange or yellow in color, like that of the aforementioned crustacean.

*walks out of bathroom* Fuck man, my ass burns. Go in there and smell that shit, I just dropped some wicked lobster gravy!

by Dudeman Rouse August 16, 2009

Lobstitute

A ho with a whack ass sunburn

That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell

by Mousecop's scrivener May 25, 2020

Breaded Lobster

The act of inserting ones throbbing member into sand prior to intercourse; it's usually implemented as an instrument of revenge resulting from a terrible date.

That bitch didn't pay for her meal, so I told her we should take a romantic walk on the beach. She did not realize my underlying motive of slipping her the BREADED LOBSTER!

by Joseph Lefebvre June 21, 2010