shove a lightsaber up your ass

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?

Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.

*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*

by shitless sam April 24, 2018

White Lightsaber

to have a line of cocaine on your hard cock, then letting a person snort the line, then when the person is finished snorting they suck your dick till it is clean.

You ask a girl to perform the White Lightsaber and then girl willingly puts a line of coke on your dick. She then snorts it and after that she sucks, licks, blows it till you cum.

by Narwhal Clan December 21, 2008

Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel

The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.

Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.

by Knibb High Football Rules January 19, 2010

Purple lightsaber pad

A fly ass terrordome apartment made for pimpin' on a shoe string budget.

Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.

Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!

by Anthony Congress November 14, 2016

Italian lightsaber

A condom filled with spaghetti. Sauce is optional.

Hey lets go and smack some one with an Italian lightsaber.

by TheBananaDemon December 18, 2018

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012

Southern Lightsaber

When a male gets a hard-on before intercourse, puts on a glowing condom, and at the same time he puts his dick inside her vagina and he farts making a sound similar to a lightsaber stabbing its victim. (Optional: Yell, "I AM YO DADDY!", while doing this!)

"Last night I pulled a southern lightsaber on my girlfriend!"

by Taco Nigga August 27, 2013