An additional phase of the infamous "Eiffel Tower" in which the female participant is physically elevated off the ground by both male participants erect penises only, while being penetrated from both ends to the fullest penetrational extent.
Sol: Carlos Pinto and Jackie Gomesci totally ladder runged that whore last night!
Dave: I heard it was the only successful Ladder Rung in history.
Dave: I heard it was the only successful Ladder Rung in history.
by Jackie Gomesci October 22, 2008
Get the Ladder Rung mug.1. One who is proficient in truck company operations.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.
2. A crew consisting of a Company Officer, Engineer, Senior Firefighter, and a Firefighter.
Hey Joe, Look at those guys!, they look like a bunch of monkey's climbing up and down that ladder, its the best damn truck group EVER!
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome
These guys give true meaning to the term Ladder Monkey, their awesome
by Your Ladder Daddy March 24, 2009
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Pathetic self-pitying tripe invented by and subscribed to by “Nice Guys” who blame women for rejecting them. They believe that a woman who they befriend owes them more then friendship because of all the "nice" things they've done. Often going into elaborate detail about how all women are just shallow, vacant, materialistic bitches because they won't have sex with them…then have the audacity to wonder why no woman would touch them with a ten foot pole.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Hint: Woman don’t use this so-called theory and never have; so you are wasting your time with it. A woman can tell when a man is only befriending her to get into her pants and no one is attracted to a person who wallows in self-pity and hate.
Direct quote from the male who invented this “theory”:
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
“Bitch -- 99.999% of women. Note for men: I know they are. Note to women: yes, you are in this group. More accurately it is a woman who is not honest about whyshe won't sleep with you. Or sometimes, just a woman who won't sleep with you. And of course women who won't admit the basic truth of Ladder Theory.”
Show's you what he really thinks of women doesn't it?
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
Get the Ladder Theory mug.The Ladder of Humiliation comes in many parts. This is the official* guide to what words to use when humiliating and/or embarrasing someone.
1. Diss- The lowest level of humiliating. Usually occurs when someone is made fun of. Example: when someone says "you're funny", and the other person replies with "you're funny looking". In other words, Dissing can be used alot, due to it's lack of power.
2. Face- According to my man Dylan Jones, this was used in the 70's. A proper definition can be found by clicking this: face. Upon reading the definition, i came to realize that this form of humiliation is stronger than 'diss', but weaker than the other rungs in this ladder.
3. Toast- Here's where we get into the outer planets of this solar system of humiliation. Toasting occurs when you prove someone wrong or beat them in a competition. Like if someone said "Steven Spielberg directed Star Wars", (dumbasses.) And then i proved them wrong by IMDB'ing Star Wars, and proved that George Lucas directed it, then i would be right, and i would have toasted the person. Toasting also is accompanied by the toasting motion. This is when you put your index and middle finger together, and move them up and down to simulate a 'toasting' motion. Toasting is followed by its bigger and badder brother, which is-
4. Roast- Roasting is slighty more extreme than toasting. Roasting is pretty much the same thing, just some degrees higher. Roasting has it's own motion. Do the same finger signals as 'toasting' but this time, use both hands, and turn them in a clockwise motion, to simulate the 'roasting'.
5. Smoke- Smoking is not necessarily humiliation, as it is you beating someone in a competition really badly. It's not as strong as the next few terms, but if you killed someone in a multiplayer game, or got a higher test score than someone, i guess you could say something along the lines of: "Dude, I smoked your ass!".
6. Own- Here's the big boys of humiliating. Own originated on the computers, and when you get owned, it usually means someone friggin kicked your ass in multiplayer, regardless of the game. You can also own people on tests and anything that requires competition with another person. You can own animals, by the way. You can also own objects, because if you buy them, then that means that you own them, and being bought is pretty embarrasing.
7. Pwn- Many people think 'Pwn' is just a misspelling of 'own'. Those people are stupid. Pwn is merely own x10. Pwn is exactly like Own, but it's more hardcore. Like, an example of owning would be in Halo if a flood killed me. Now, Pwning would be if I threw a grenade, then the Flood killed me, and the explosion of my grenade detonated all the other grenades and sent my flying all over the fuckin place. that's the key to pwning someone. You can Pwn people all the time, unlike our next one, which is.....
8. Pizzowned- This is the one that should be used most sparingly. I defined it here: pizzowned. That definition works as well. A Major example of someone being pizzowned is the New York Yankees. The Boston Red Sox really pizzowned the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. They didn't pizzown the Orioles. We Pwned them.
So, there you have it. The official** ladder of humiliation.
(* not really official. See below)
(** See above)
1. Diss- The lowest level of humiliating. Usually occurs when someone is made fun of. Example: when someone says "you're funny", and the other person replies with "you're funny looking". In other words, Dissing can be used alot, due to it's lack of power.
2. Face- According to my man Dylan Jones, this was used in the 70's. A proper definition can be found by clicking this: face. Upon reading the definition, i came to realize that this form of humiliation is stronger than 'diss', but weaker than the other rungs in this ladder.
3. Toast- Here's where we get into the outer planets of this solar system of humiliation. Toasting occurs when you prove someone wrong or beat them in a competition. Like if someone said "Steven Spielberg directed Star Wars", (dumbasses.) And then i proved them wrong by IMDB'ing Star Wars, and proved that George Lucas directed it, then i would be right, and i would have toasted the person. Toasting also is accompanied by the toasting motion. This is when you put your index and middle finger together, and move them up and down to simulate a 'toasting' motion. Toasting is followed by its bigger and badder brother, which is-
4. Roast- Roasting is slighty more extreme than toasting. Roasting is pretty much the same thing, just some degrees higher. Roasting has it's own motion. Do the same finger signals as 'toasting' but this time, use both hands, and turn them in a clockwise motion, to simulate the 'roasting'.
5. Smoke- Smoking is not necessarily humiliation, as it is you beating someone in a competition really badly. It's not as strong as the next few terms, but if you killed someone in a multiplayer game, or got a higher test score than someone, i guess you could say something along the lines of: "Dude, I smoked your ass!".
6. Own- Here's the big boys of humiliating. Own originated on the computers, and when you get owned, it usually means someone friggin kicked your ass in multiplayer, regardless of the game. You can also own people on tests and anything that requires competition with another person. You can own animals, by the way. You can also own objects, because if you buy them, then that means that you own them, and being bought is pretty embarrasing.
7. Pwn- Many people think 'Pwn' is just a misspelling of 'own'. Those people are stupid. Pwn is merely own x10. Pwn is exactly like Own, but it's more hardcore. Like, an example of owning would be in Halo if a flood killed me. Now, Pwning would be if I threw a grenade, then the Flood killed me, and the explosion of my grenade detonated all the other grenades and sent my flying all over the fuckin place. that's the key to pwning someone. You can Pwn people all the time, unlike our next one, which is.....
8. Pizzowned- This is the one that should be used most sparingly. I defined it here: pizzowned. That definition works as well. A Major example of someone being pizzowned is the New York Yankees. The Boston Red Sox really pizzowned the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. They didn't pizzown the Orioles. We Pwned them.
So, there you have it. The official** ladder of humiliation.
(* not really official. See below)
(** See above)
by Stupy John January 7, 2005
Get the ladder of humiliation mug.A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to being with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.
by Waxil July 22, 2014
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However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
by stainable September 8, 2007
Get the ladder theory mug.An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
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