Peters Kryptonite 

A slang definition for Red Bull. Please see the expression "feeling a bit peters".

Dave : I'm soooo tired at the moment I need some Peters Kryptonite

Peters Kryptonite by Glen Rolls June 13, 2008

black kryptonite 

First appearing in Smallville, episode 'Crusade', black kryptonite is capable of separating certain entities within individual organisms, e.g., splitting a person's good and evil sides. Formed by heating up green kryptonite.

Stay away from the black kryptonite.

black kryptonite by emma1111 June 15, 2006

Jewish Kryptonite 

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.

Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!

Jewish Kryptonite by Salacious January 1, 2009

Nigger Kryptonite 

A negro repellent. This might include an activity that involves thought process (school, reading) or physical labour (picking cotton), or making some kind of personal sacrifice (paying child support). Also, any kind of music played loudly in the vicinity of yard apes that does not rely on a "jungle beat". i.e. heavy metal or country

"Jamal done flunked hiz ass outta histree class agayun'. Dem bookz beez pure nigger kryptonite 'n' sheeit."

Nigger Kryptonite by misterstinkypoopfacepants October 20, 2009

black kryptonite 

Wild irish rose mixed with red bull, monster, and coca-cola. CHEAPEST DRUNK EVER. and you'll be FUCKED UP!!! As good a high as weed. Kind of a cheap ass yaeger bomb. Taste good too!!!

Created by three fucked up UNCG students

I'm fucked up on black kryptonite right now!

black kryptonite by John Lynch January 22, 2006

arabian kryptonite 

Soap especially. Also other types of personal hygiene products.

You there, pass me the Irish Spring arabian kryptonite on a rope.

arabian kryptonite by kocknballs May 25, 2006

Dick Kryptonite 

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

Dick Kryptonite by A1bimmer May 11, 2023