A very ugly man who has a 2007 sense of humor and laughs at stupid things. He is popular in a bad sort of way. Everyone makes fun of him and he spends all his money on robux. He always says yeet and gets in trouble for it. He steals everybody's jokes and is just weird. He is good at technology in a nerdy way.
Person 1: omg you should have seen kris at lunch.
Person 2: ikr he is weird and a nerd.
by TacoManYeet May 3, 2019
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Baddest guy on the block. Known for carrying flip knives and having arguments with teachers. Don’t get on the wrong side of him or you’ll soon be gone.
U look at kris ur looking at death he makes 10 bags a minute. Dick also about 15+ inches
Oh shit we gotta go it’s kris
Fuck run it’s kris he’s gonna back it out
by my name ia jeff October 10, 2019
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Gay people who suck dicks for money
Person 1 :hey dude im going to hire philp

Person 2: dude he is such a kris
by Hsehebjden April 16, 2018
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''Kris'', is often a nickname for a person who is generally unlikable or a bitter old man.
A ''Kris'' will most likely enjoy mathematics.
Peter: '' So what do you like to do on your free time?''
Kris: ''Math!''
Pete: '' Oh no, it's a Kris..''

George:'' Why does that guy look like a raisin?''

Patty:'' That's a Kris.''
by Wurt October 13, 2018
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an ugly potato that sits on the couch all day
Hey Kris is a loser
I agree
by kris.pykreme February 19, 2019
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an irrestistable boy who is the best at all sports and gets all the girls and is the best party boyer
(kris)= i just had sex four times in the past 20 hours

(another hot girl) = you're such a kris
by tittyland May 27, 2008
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