Kris

an extremely big dumbass usually known as a "LIMFB" a little inexperienced mother fucking bastard!

omg don't act like a kris

Kris by kkllsucks February 21, 2010

Kris

A really nice, smart guy who is a BEAST at spanish and is just generally a genius. Kris is also pretty good looking but he isn't sexy; he's cute. He's also funny. Very funny. And he's also a genius. And nice. And a genius. And nice. But mostly just a genius who's nice and cute and and funny and awesome :)

Sometimes, he will tell girls that they have the common sense of a squirrel but since all girls think he's cute, they will just laugh because it's true and he's funny and a genius and cute and nice and he means it in a totally flirty and nice way.

dude: "I just got a 128 percent on my spanish quiz! Whatd you get on yours?"
girl: "an F :("
dude: "aww i'm sorry! but you are really cool even though you have the common sense of a squirrel!"
girl: "hehe wow you are such a kris! ;)"

Kris by hola everybody April 29, 2011

Kris

A creature, usually female, that has a mean streak. It grazes in the back by the meat department. Similar in looks and attitude to Bea Arthur.

Did you see the Big Kris today?

Kris by big_jt April 19, 2009

Kris

A more homosexual version of the name "Chris."

Often showing unoriginality and the degradation of white people who have no talent in the art of choosing names.

Kris: Hey, my name is Kris.
Keith: Kris with a K?
Kris: Yeah...
Keith: Wow, and I thought my name was gay!

Kris by Phestezeo April 8, 2009

Kris

A rare figure which most commonly will get a disease. They will later on live a life as a homosexual being successful and bright. Most likely they would be discriminated and shamed for how they look, not who they are. They will fight off anything but they will always have strong but delicate emotions. They will have a passion for animals and want to connect with them.

A Kris is an example of life. It shows how important somethings are!

Kris by ×-0 June 21, 2019

kris

a pathetic piece of shit who takes steroids and thinks he is awesome. he also looks like a friggin bulldog, only uglier. aka, derrty rice

yo man that asshole is being such a kris

or

-who is that complete douchebag?
-oh thats derrty rice

kris by the bitchhhhhhhhhhh October 25, 2009

Kris

Someone to whom the word 'cunt' is key to their vocabulary.

Did you enjoy the game today kris? "Yeah mate, did you see it when I pushed that cunt?"

Kris by Mo Leicester November 25, 2016