Smackin' The Kraken

Smackin' The Kraken is a stereotypical white way of saying "Whacking the sack"

Jack - You know that preppy white kid? He was caught smackin' the kraken in the bathroom yesterday.
Jill - At least he didn't bring his girlfriend up a hill to fuck and threw her off the hill when he was rejected, you asshole.

by Maltox June 14, 2018

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

by RedZebra November 29, 2010

release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

Ass Kraken

Someone renowned for their large and perpetual ass crack exposure

Look at that Ass Kraken over there, that's enough crack to be classified as a damn fault line

by PlanetPeace January 1, 2015

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003