JOSEPH KONY: One of the world's worst war criminals who has abducted and forced an estimated 66,000 children to fight for him in a group called LRA.
He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
He forces the children to kill their parents, uses the females as sex slaves, and in 2012 we are taking action to stop him.
by PREVENTKONYNOW March 7, 2012
The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.
"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"
by Lenny Laserdisc March 29, 2012
Hey man did you hear about that guy who was caught masturbating outside of an abortion clinic?
Yeah bro he was just pulling a kony to get the word out about
a women's right to choose.
Yeah bro he was just pulling a kony to get the word out about
a women's right to choose.
by Pony Boy Becks March 17, 2012
An insufferable african warlord who abducts Ugandan children in the middle of the night and turns them into foot soldiers. Before they are given into the lifestyle, they are forced to kill there parents and "recruit" more soldiers. Young Ugandan women are raped, beaten, and turned into sex slaves. This my friends is the epitimy of a Dick
by KiddFenix March 7, 2012
by Happy Doodle March 7, 2012
A movement and campaign in 2012 to expose Joseph Kony, the single most wanted man in the world. He is an African criminal from Uganda who forces young African children between the ages of 10 and up to join his army. The boys are given guns and forced to fight for him and murder their families while the young girls are forced to be sex slaves. His army currently consists of over 30,000 children and growing. The campaigning you may see around is NOT to support Kony, but to increase the worlds awareness in order to stop this madman.
by BigNick91 March 7, 2012
A documentary on a real problem going on in the world. It raises awareness for a man by the name of Joseph Kony abducts kids and trains them to be child soldiers. It is believed that this video uses emotional exploits to get the viewer to donate to the charity so that the United States government can keep U.S troops in Africa. The producers of the video are also claimed to be scammers, spending more money on making more videos rather than on the cause they're trying to promote.
Friend: Hey man, have you seen Kony 2012 yet?
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
by -.-2.0 March 11, 2012