Kirsten 

A Kirsten is a very interesting animal. Kirsten’s always have their eyelashes on fleek and always carry glue on them. A Kirsten always side with their girlfriend no matter what . Although Kirsten’s can be good friends, they can be snakes in the long run so it’s crucial to be careful when you are friends with one. They typically have accents and are bad drivers. Kirsten’s normally become friends with you by looking at your outfit and complimenting you.

The other day my eyelashes started falling off and Kirsten came in clutch and gave me eyelash glue.

Kirsten by Varmint110 August 24, 2019

Kirsten 

Kirsten is a raging christian

did you see that Kirtsen? she's only ever at church. what a raging christian. such a kirsten

Kirsten by sound bro x May 15, 2020

Kirsten 

Her name is pronounced ‘Kersten’ and hates it when people say ‘Kiersten’.
Kirsten is very smart and has lots of friends. Normally has brown eyes and is very beautiful. If you are friends with a Kirsten, then you must be extremely lucky. This girl could be the nicest girl you could meet but sometimes she could be a bit moody when she’s pissed off. She’s one of the smartest and prettiest at school. Usually takes the best pictures of herself and her friends and has a lot of followers on Instagram.

Person A: My friends are so annoying!
Person B: You should be friends with Kirsten, she’s amazing!

Kirsten by redandyellowheart January 8, 2019

Kirsten 

A person who has natural beauty, but kinda smells. She's a freak at first, but once you get to know her you will love her. The best friend a person can have!

Steve: You know Kirsten?
Bob: Yes, she kinda smells like tacos.
Steve: I like tacos, I think she smells nice.
Bob: You're a freak.

Kirsten by JessicaLikesCheese March 9, 2013

kirsten 

Kirstens are evil little blonde things, they are attracted to men who are generally taken, but being a slut means they are happy with anything with a dick. They love to be homewreckers, they are generally paranoid and will act very childishly if crossed or they do not get their own way. Beware they are cronic back stabbers. They are very selfish and treat their loved ones horribly.

A Kirsten is always desperate for sex, but they are known to contract STI's... so beware boys. Get checked or wrap it up!

Boy: Man that kirsten keeps inviting me over to her house for sex?
Girl: Make sure you wrap it up, I've heard she's got something

kirsten by KateB123 December 11, 2010

kirsten 

Kirsten is someone who cares a lot about their friends, they are extremely generous and a bit flirty. They are attractive but has low self-esteem at times but they have soo much love to give but somehow always end up with the reddest of flags ever, and they are definitely a person who is super forgiving to the point that its too much, third chance, fifth chance and they will not stop unless someone else stops them. Hates confrontations. They have trust issues because of something that happened in the past. Dosent like when people get out of place and will always try and put your name in a conversation.

Wow, kirsten is soo cool

kirsten by onces4leni March 8, 2022

Kirsten 

a stranger whom you dont know, but feel the need to shag
Has skin as soft as a babys butt, smells better than a stale fart on an airplane, looks like sex on the beach under the moon, howling like an aeoroplane on drugs.
enjoys

eating rabbits
spreading her butter
sunflower seeds
making babies
making love
making cake
eating cake
cakecakecakkecakecake
lotsofcake
eating concrete
eating pea cocks
eating peacoats
eating peas
eating pee
eating mexicans
racial discrimination
eating batmans
eating spiderman
eating superman
eating vagina
eating grass
eating flowers
drinking pee
drinking beverages
drinking pee
drinking food
making jello
eating jello
making jello jiggle
eating jiggly jello
swimming in jello
bathing in jello
making farts
smelling farts
tasting farts
swallowing farts
drinking pee
eating hair
eating myles
smelling myles
licking myles
making babies on the beach
making babies
making babies with coconuts
making babies
making babies
making babies with nuts
making babies
making babies with herself.
making babies

SO MANY BABIES

AS-ohh. girl look at that boday
Kirsten-I WORK OUT.
AS-lets shag it out.

Kirsten by shagadelicinmyjelloshots October 14, 2011