The Kidnapper

Farting in a rag and putting it over someones face.

Kevin was known for applying The Kidnapper to his friends by farting in a rag and covering there face till they..........Well, you get the rest.

by The Kidnapper November 5, 2006

Kidnapping

Surprise Adoption

You call it kidnapping I call it surprise adoption

by Geekcharming17 February 28, 2020

Chain smoking, Kidnapping, Prettyboy

A genuinely nice, attractive male, who smokes a lot and is falsely accused of kidnapping his son, whom he loves very much.

You, sir, are a chain smoking, kidnapping, prettyboy

by bugmom May 9, 2013

bed kidnapped

bed kidnapped is when the night before you are in bed and you are listening to music and the morning after you find yourself tied up with your headphones.

dude: dude i woke up this morning and i was bed kidnapped.
guy: woah dude me too.

by ivandominguez February 18, 2011

butterfly kidnappers

i swear to god if you see a butterfly you better run and hide they are coming to get you. they take you to their secret lair and turn you into a butterfly they are trying to take over the world.

person 1: OMFG ITS A BUTTERFLY!!

person 2: Well, it looks like its gonna kidnap us i guess we're gonna die i never liked you anyway.

person 1: wow okay thats just amazing jerry you know what?? SCREW YO--*gets kidnapped by butterfly

butterfly: teehee

butterfly kidnappers:

by won._.ton December 15, 2018

Consensual Kidnapping

A strangely popular tag on Archive Of Our Own (AO3) with at least eighty works with it as a tag.
A kidnapping that is consensual; whether for sexual reasons or otherwise.

John: "Hey, I read a really funny fic on AO3 today!"
Amy: "Yeah? What were the tags?"
John: "One of them was 'Consensual Kidnapping' lmao"

by ASliceOfTea May 3, 2022

to kiknap

to 'kidnap'a person on Kik and forcibly add them to a group they don't want to be in

I wasn't very happy happy the other day when someone tried to kiknap me a few times.

by Sexydimma November 27, 2017