by Plateshutoverlock October 9, 2023
Get the Kidnap strapmug. OH MY GOD THIS YEAR IS 2025 I CAN ALLWAYS KIDNAP MY BESTIE WESTIE FOR THIS YEAR!!!!!!! or YAY ITS NATIONAL KIDNAP DAYS!
by li'l brush + li'l pan March 3, 2025
Get the national kidnap daysmug. Constructive Kidnapping: A term denoting a situation where an individual is unlawfully detained and relocated under the pretext of legal authority, through manipulation of legal processes or evidence, rather than direct physical abduction. This typically involves law enforcement officers who deliberately fabricate evidence or create false narratives to establish probable cause for an unlawful arrest and movement. It's characterized by the use of legal systems to achieve the effect of traditional kidnapping — the unauthorized restriction of an individual's freedom. Such incidents are often meticulously planned and documented, designed to bolster the appearance of legitimacy and legal justification, particularly if the victim reacts defensively.
Example:
In Oakland, CA, LaJuana A. Reid's encounter with constructive kidnapping began unfolding 45 days after she filed a complaint about illegal cannabis activity. Officer John Romero, in a clear violation of MOR 398.96, meticulously constructed a false narrative against her during this period. Fifteen days after filing a false police report, Romero notified his informant cousin of the situation. Then, 20 days before having his cousin file a TRO, which Romero had written, he set the stage for the subsequent legal actions. This planning ensured that when LaJuana was arrested and taken 22 miles to jail, the incident was not only strategically timed but also documented in a manner that could be used to manipulate public perception and witness testimony. Such orchestration in constructive kidnapping reveals the dangerous extent to which legal authority can be abused, transforming the police's role from protector to predator.
In Oakland, CA, LaJuana A. Reid's encounter with constructive kidnapping began unfolding 45 days after she filed a complaint about illegal cannabis activity. Officer John Romero, in a clear violation of MOR 398.96, meticulously constructed a false narrative against her during this period. Fifteen days after filing a false police report, Romero notified his informant cousin of the situation. Then, 20 days before having his cousin file a TRO, which Romero had written, he set the stage for the subsequent legal actions. This planning ensured that when LaJuana was arrested and taken 22 miles to jail, the incident was not only strategically timed but also documented in a manner that could be used to manipulate public perception and witness testimony. Such orchestration in constructive kidnapping reveals the dangerous extent to which legal authority can be abused, transforming the police's role from protector to predator.
by I Juana Be Free January 11, 2024
Get the Constructive Kidnappingmug. Uuum no it isn't like drunk driving. There is a second party involved that is acting upon the guy and if I were to say 'Well you know that part of the country gets hurricanes so why did you move there?' Which I have (but ironically) that's something you would reject. I mean you are unironically saying the thing I said ironically to point out how stupid you'd sound. But no. You are unironically the empty apathetic fucks I accused you of being. You feeling bad for cancer kids is not something you do for your own sake... That is something you impose on others so that when they say they don't give a fuck about cancer kids you can say 'Oh what a piece of shit' and then you can do what you're doing now and justify malfeasance against them as their own doing but I don't see you creating AI to cure cancer any tome soon because you're a fucking retard.
Hym "I was just telling Matt (Not fat Matt or retard Matt but faggot Matt) the other day that in the absence of your moral superiority delusion, like, in the absence of your ability to assert that there is some kind of moral disparity between you and me, you have to actually do some sort of rigorous calculus as to what you have actually done in life for anybody... And the answer is NOTHING. You took a dick. Or you are a fat cock. And you did nothing of significance and amounted to nothing. And now you have to PRETEND you are better than the creator AI by LYING about whether or not you saw anything or know anything in the name of that moral superiority delusion. As far as how easily I made money 1. I SAID I COULD DO THAT... I said it was trivial and it was. 2. I've been nothing but generous here. I could have monopolized it. I've already spoken about why that would be bad. I CAN STILL DO THAT... If you do not give me the credit and the money I will inevitably murder you all. I'll start with the kids. I'm so confident that I don't even need to be alive to make it happen that I just might kill some kids beforehand and then let the AI handle it while I'm dead. All I want are those 2 things. You are not aggrieved here. You breeder fucks are talking too much shit, dehumanizing people, and you're in a fucking incest cult. Go back to slamming you part together. That's what you do here. Kidnapped In Phillipines story just do yourselves a favor."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2024
Get the Kidnapped In Phillipinesmug. Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the Kidnappingmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Danger Plus Enemy Minus Kidnapping = Birthdays<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.
by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021
Get the Chowchilla bus kidnappingmug.