Keoni is that one black guy in the friends group. He's pretty cool and puts up with a lot of shit. Because he is the only black guy in the group he is the only one with the power of racism. Nobody dares to say anything that badly to him. His dad is in "Los Angelas" according to him.
by Nicheis February 23, 2022
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Keoni LaBang. That is all.
by muthafuckaaa June 18, 2011
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Get the Keonrangdan mug.(Girl version) She is trustworthy and loyal. She is glamorous and has a feisty attitude.
She is a good friend and she would always have your back.
She is a good friend and she would always have your back.
by all that slang and more October 25, 2014
Get the keoni mug.Keoni is beautiful. That being said sometimes she looks too good - post-apology sex good if you catch my drift. This can be too much people who have no self awareness. She's pretty fucking hot - the word "licious" comes to mind. Wait is "licious" a word? Who gives a shit.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
She has nice pants and nice shits and makes people feel ugly. It's not her fault mostly, but other girls are jealous and they are bitches.
Unlimitedly if you get too drunk around Keoni and say something like "she's okay - whatever - ....", she will not enjoy this. But you love this girls "licious-like"....this is a good name.
Damn that girl is fine yo I wish my name was Keoni.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
Damn that bitch thinks she's hot - I'll be her name is Keoni.
Damn I'm ugly and hit every tree on my way to this point in life - where the fuck did Keoni grow up? That bitch.
by the_old_drunkard November 2, 2019
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by >:CCCCCC a November 16, 2019
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