Will definitely fuck you over. Don't ever trust him, not even in an emergency! Usually a gaming and music fanatic. cute in an ugly way. Super funny! Will always cheer you up! Mixed race and proud and shy about it. Does not have perfect hair. Hates the word perfect. Falls in love easily. Loves short blondes. Smart. Has many talents, but doesn't know it.
by Olivia Linda July 20, 2018
Get the kennymug. by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011
Get the Kennymug. The best car in the universe, created by god to tackle any task thrown it's rusty old way.
Kenny can be seen usually with P-Plates on, being driven by a responsible young person, or driven by a terrible L Plater.
Kenny can be seen usually with P-Plates on, being driven by a responsible young person, or driven by a terrible L Plater.
"Oh my god look at that car! It's just so brilliant"
"It must be Kenny"
"Kenny's going to get new tyres today"
" OH MY GOD I LOVE KENNY 4 LYF"
"It must be Kenny"
"Kenny's going to get new tyres today"
" OH MY GOD I LOVE KENNY 4 LYF"
by Big Johnno Bro January 17, 2012
Get the Kennymug. by Pizzanigga49 January 5, 2018
Get the Kennymug. Kenny is a kind of weird person never know what’s going on in that nutshell of a head. Hope some day he’s properly treated!
by GioTheReo November 29, 2018
Get the Kennymug. A man who:
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.
Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)
1) Is slow at any given task, job or life.
2) Either through inaction or action will, either slightly or drastically, inconvenience others.
3) Does not care about his job.
Corollary:
1) A Kenny does not necessarily need to possess the name Kenny. A Kenny can appear anywhere, and can be anyone. A common hobo, your Dad, the pope, the kid across the street who rides the short bus, or the guy who serves you food.
2) A Kenny can be female, but if and only if she slightly resembles a man and/or has a mustache (fake mustaches are included in this definition)
Guy 1: Are you waiting in this lunch line?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.
~20 years later~
Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?
Guy 2: Yeah. Just ordered a burger. Why?
Guy 1: Dude, Kenny is working this line. Why would you do this to yourself?
Guy 2: So? Hes just the lunch guy. Whats so bad about him?
Guy 1: You sad, naive, ignorant slut. See you in 20 years.
~20 years later~
Guy 2: Where the fuck is my food?
by cpdf98 May 21, 2018
Get the Kennymug.