Kelvin and Mike

Not so ambiguously gay duo. When their powers combine they become the ultimate douche bags. Like captain planet but in reverse.

Look at those two guys stealing candy from a baby, they're like Kelvin and Mike.

Person 1: Why are those two guys grabbing those guy's butts?
Person 2: Because they're Kelvin and Mike

by funkmasterflexjr February 4, 2010

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Kelvin savoie

A guy that breaks up with his gf and talks shit about her, then goes tells another girl he loves/ likes her. And then he gets back with his gf and don't tell the other one and still fucks with them.

Stop acting like kelvin savoie

by 69welchesinarow September 27, 2017

Kelvin Xie

some stupid chinese boi that like to int in league of legends. the kid has negative balls and brain cells.

damn Kelvin Xie stopp inting in my promos you stupid fuck
kelvin will always reply with, "shut up you're a leech i dont wanna hear it"

by Zombiekillerxx March 14, 2019

Kelvin

Kelvin is an amazing person, sweet and compassionate about things he cares about. Kelvin is very smart, even though he acts like he's not, and he's adorable beyond anything you could ever imagine. He is the funniest person you can meet and will make you laugh until your ribs hurt. He gets angry when people call him Kevin, and when he gets mad, he gets MAD. Never get on Kelvins nerves or you're in for a treat. Overall a Kelvin is someone who always looks out for his friends and has a girlfriend who loves him very much. If you ever meet a Kelvin in your life, make sure to hold him close and never let him go or you'll lose someone who is a extremely good friend and amazing boyfriend.

Girl 1: I would love Kelvin as my boyfriend.
Girl 2: kelvin such a good friend.

by Fcabron63 November 21, 2021

Kelvin

The guy that rages because of everything

"Don't be a Kelvin, it's just a game."

by XD-69 February 28, 2017

Kelvin

You should definitely give this guy a chance. If you went as far as looking his name here is for a reason ;)

OMG Kelvin is such a hottie I want to marry him.

by The_Real_Not_Kelvin September 6, 2023