A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
by LatinLover123467890 April 12, 2009
Get the Keenan mug.Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.”
Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”
Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”
by Wrath October 24, 2018
Get the Keenan mug.Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
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by Moonwatcher7772 April 17, 2019
Get the Keenan mug.He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.
by Sweetchair March 11, 2018
Get the keelan mug.1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold
by hot x0 October 15, 2008
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