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kansas

Hey, it could be worse. I live in northeast kansas, so we're pretty much missouri. Contrary to popular belief, the state is not entirely hicks! I mean, Overland Park (where I live) is considered to be the Orange County of KS. The only true hicks, are those in small towns off the highway and central kansas. So, all in all, hey, we could be Montana! Plus, the Jayhawks rock.
Person A: Yo, where you from?
Person B: Kansas!
Person A: Ugh that sucks yo.
Person B: *Breaks Person A's nose*
by lalalalayo July 3, 2009
mugGet the kansasmug.

kansas

to understand, to acknowledge what someone is saying
"i am going to eat dinner"
reply "kansas"
by Jad 7610i July 25, 2008
mugGet the kansasmug.

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
mugGet the Flat as Kansasmug.

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
mugGet the Kansas Tornadomug.

Kansas Kazoo

The sexual act of vibrating the pussy so fast that it creates a humming sound.
We tried for hours, but i finally heard the Kansas Kazoo. She screamed with pleasure so loud her jaw popped out.
by M-Chill December 21, 2012
mugGet the Kansas Kazoomug.

Kansas Milk

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."
by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009
mugGet the Kansas Milkmug.

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.
Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016
mugGet the Kansas Handjobmug.

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