kanes

A Texan with a questionable sordid past who uses the internet to prey on anything female until one shows interest. Then he tricks her into falling for him, and travels to see her. He will proceed to drug her and marry her.

"Dude, that guy with the really greasy hair and creepy face? The one that looks like a rapist? Yeah he met his wife off the net, yo! He's a real Kanes!"

by Horatio McDougall May 2, 2005

kane

Currently a big ugly guy who got his freak on with lita and is now about to get a baby

oh my god kane put your mask back on!!!!!!

by RET September 21, 2004

Kaned

Kaned is when another man or woman or even child is brutally teabagged by another person. Kaned can also be used as a phrase to describe a bad doing on someone. The original meaning came from Oisin kane when he was brutally teabagged many times in front of a audience at a house party in a outer suburban housing estate in Ireland.

You just got kaned. Lad I kaned him so bad.

by Kaned up June 27, 2022

Kaned

To tell someone off with reckless abandoned

That chick was talking trash, but you Kaned her ass real quick.

by dball February 23, 2018

Kaning

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused

My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome

by DomeShot December 2, 2013

kaned

To kane a car - drive the other side of light speed.
To kane a person - to almost kill them.

'Bile kaned it out of this corner and clipped the undercover filth car.'
or
'He fuckin kaned this cunt...'

by Rigs April 27, 2003

kane

a mixed race man which is bold well has some hair and he is in love with a GUY name jay but jay doesn't like him back. Kane is a very kind person but that is only his white side but no one has ever seen his black side

oh my god hes such a kane

by ghankin November 14, 2016