Kalen - one of the sexiest girls out there. The sexiness of a Kalen may sneak up on you unexpectedly, and once it does there is no escaping it. Kalen's tend to have wonderful personalities, a sense of humor that is dark and a little off beat, and eyes that can see right into your soul. A true Kalen is a rare creature, and must be treasured once she is found. Many men want a Kalen, but only a few are lucky enough to have her. Kalen's tend to be a tad on the shy side, but are always open to new ideas and experiences.In bed, Kalen's are fantastic and passionate lovers and need the same back, or they will leave. Other girls are intimated by Kalen's as well they should be.
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Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
Kalen is the one for me, but how can I win her heart?
by Matt Hiltonburg February 7, 2010
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One of the coolest people you can meet.
Women crave for this Sex God.
One of the coolest people you can meet.
Women crave for this Sex God.
by Girls April 5, 2005
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The would be heaven if it was filled with Kaleemas.
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Kaleema WAS the greatest person on earth.
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by Kaleema February 28, 2005
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