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Apple Krabs

Apple Krabs is an apple version of Mr. Krabs (Show: Spongebob Squarepants).
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Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs: I like money
Squidward: I don't care
by DOGMAN_5676 May 19, 2020
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KRUSTY KRAB

WHEN A GIRL HAS A SUNBURNED ASS, YOU RUB SAND IN IT, AND BANG HER UP HER BUTT.
MARY FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY AT THE BEACH SO I SNUCK UP ON HER AND GAVE HER THE KRUSTY KRAB.
by SHOCKERMONKEY April 12, 2009
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Krusty Krab

While having sex on sand (beach͵ sandbox͵ etc.) Place your penis in the sand getting an even coat of it around the hand and reinserting back in the vagina
Guy 1: Did you have fun at the beach with your new girlfreind?
Guy 2: Yeah man i caught her by surprise when we were fooling around on the beach. I gave her the krusty krab!
by theDTP December 17, 2014
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Krusty Krab

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krusty krab

A krusty krab is a difficult, but heavily appreciated sex trick. Giving your partner an ole' krusty krab is simple, fun, and adventurous. For starters, get crabs (public lice). After catching crabs seduce your partner and quietly...quietly transmit the disease. Once your partner falls asleep, take a poop onto the floor (most effective if at your partner's house). After bowels have been released use a butter knife to paste the feces among your partner's pubic region. After this has been done depart from the residence immediately. When your partner wakes up they will find their pubic region covered with crusty feces. Later they will find out that they obtain crabs.
Dude can I catch a ride out of town with you? I got real drunk last night and ended up giving my girlfriend a krusty krab
by thebiggestneegyouknow April 22, 2011
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Krusty Krab

A woman who has a yeast infection in her vagina and crabs, or a man who has a yeast infection in his asshole and has crabs in his anal hair.
"Damn, when i was fuckin' that hoe last night i got a taste of the krusty krabs!"
by david s. February 5, 2005
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