When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman March 01, 2025
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kernel modeset

thing that sets display resolution on your PC, a nerdy way of saying kms
"my crush got turned off by my linux rambling I'm going to commit kernel modeset" - OP
by iskam October 13, 2023
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salty kernel

I got that salty kernel stuck in my throat.
by Kernel69 March 23, 2017
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Juicy Kernels

When someone has luxurious feet and toes. Delectable even.
Person 1: "Yo bro look at those juicy kernels"

Person 2 "Shut the f*** up freak boy."
by H30del December 31, 2024
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Kernell

Usually a “Pretty” guy who has a charm of a lion, very sleek In nature and most often than non is a great leader
You gotta have a Kernell is your guy
by Nit November 24, 2021
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Kernel Corn

Is an annoying piece of shit character in Plants Vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2 in which people immediately husk hop when they see a zombie on there screen

They also like to finish you off with a shuck shot or stupid case scenario shuck shot right after husk hopping
This fucking Kernel Corn
by ToiletDuck21 January 06, 2024
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Kernel

Kernel is a crappy software that tracks your internet cookies and infects your computer with malware. Just buy synapse, its not that expensive. I don't care if you're broke, go do some chores retard.
Person 1: Hey, I downloaded Kernel!
Person 2: That software is a piece of shit, download synapse.
Person 1: I'm broke.
Person 2: You're fatherless too.
by yasinandmohamed December 04, 2022
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