Kaelen

An absolute nerd & weeaboo. (But is really cool, sometimes...)

Person 1: Hey, have you talked to the new student yet?
Person 2: No but I've heard that she's a total Kaelen!

by kaelensuckslol September 17, 2017

Kaeden

A little fuck boy with no friends because he likes the patriots. He’s only ever been attracted to girls twice his height. If you’re looking for a sexy man to have a good time in bed with, it’s not Kaeden. His name most likely means tiny dick.

“Hey is that Kaeden”
“Yeah, how’d you know?”
“Because he looks like he had a small dick

by 420ShartShart January 10, 2020

Kevenny

Kevenny is an ugly, skinny bastard that never does anything but look at memes. He's not good with girls but claims that he is even though he is afraid of speaking to them whenever he's in their presence. He eats ass like theres no tomorrow, it don't matter if its family or not to him bootyhole is bootyhole.

"Do you like Kevenny?"
"Who? That skinny guy that always looks at memes?"
"Yeah boneless is what I call him"
"Lol hell no"

by Sean Williams THE RAPPER KING November 9, 2018

Kevenshan

Someone who makes you happy no matter how down you may have been feeling. Someone who sticks by your side no matter what. A Kevenshan will be the most perfect friend for you and make you feel like you are the only person who matters, like it's you two against the world together. You could never ask for a better friend than a Kevenshan.
If you have ever wondered what the most perfect human beings on Earth look like, look no further than a Kevenshan! These people are elite in every aspect, outside and in. They are gorgeous, tall, built, and can even be hired as a personal bodyguard.
As a person, a Kevenshan is sweet, caring, adorable and charming. They will never fail to make you smile, and will never hesitate to try. Some believe these humans are in fact angels from heaven itself, and there is a lot of proof to back these claims.
Kevenshans love you endlessly, but once you grow attached to them, you will love them more, no matter how much they want to deny it.

"That guy is such a Kevenshan! He's kind, supportive, and just overall perfect! I couldn't ask for a better friend!"

by _.Beast_Master_64._ November 17, 2020

Kaeden

A sexy and irresistible human, usually with a large wood. Eats cookies, cake and almost anything unhealthy regularly. Is faster than everyone else he knows and has an abnormally monumental dick. Normally very innocent and never has any dirty thoughts. Probably a professional gamer and has the best piece control ever seen. His body is built like the pepperami guy with long legs and skinny arms. Overall, he’s the best type of human you could meet and you’d be extremely lucky to find one.

“Why is Kaeden so leng🥵”
“idk he’s just the best i guess”

by peace’s husband November 26, 2020

Kaelen

Kaelen might not look it but he’s the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he’s got such pretty eyes and the longest eyelashes I’ve ever seen. He’s so laid back and you never feel judged around him, which makes you so comfortable and as though you can just be yourself around him

I love Kaelen, he’s the best boyfriend ever!- Cara :) <3

by wiglofan666 November 25, 2021

Keven and Sophia

Keven is one of the most contested male specimets of the lands of the 10eu2, the girls tumble over echother to get a little peice of his asian spaghetti noodle with a little bit of white mayonnaise. One of the lucky contestans is calles Sophia and has a fucked up last name thant no one can pronounce. Many are jealous but they live happy for now

Up to the day of the 04.04.2022 Keven and Sophia are still a couple with no noodle in puss.

by kekven April 4, 2022