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John McClane

n proper: Protagonist of the Die Hard series and BAMF who transcends humanity.
v: To defeat the terrorists using extremely creative means.
n: Who do you think you are, John McClane?
v:
1- to kill helicopter with building
2- to duct tape gun to your back
3- to kill a plane with a zippo lighter
4- to cross Mannhattan in a matter of minutes (truly impossible in case you've never been there)
5- to kill another helicopter with a telephone cable
6- to knock a guy out of a hilicopter with a fire hydrant
7- to kill a heicopter with a car
8- to drive through a power plant with an SUV
9- to kill an F-35 with a briefcase
10- to shoot yourself to shoot the guy right behind you
11- to do any of the above while on vacation

"I just John McClaned that dude in Halo!" (after driving a warthog into a banshee and having both explode as a result)
by Sean KF December 15, 2008
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John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
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John Fortnite Kennedy

The best fortnite player ever he got fat dubs left and right until he got game ended in 1969 his legacy will live on forever
Man, John Fortnite Kennedy was so cool he could one pump someone from a mile away
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John laurens

His gayness is the very culmination of his being
John laurens is gay and lams is canon
by Buds titson November 3, 2016
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john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls
by jarrodlee123 December 7, 2004
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john deacon

john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more

he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life

he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands
girl 1: do you know who john deacon is?
girl 2: no

girl 1:
girl 1: get out of here
by reddiepotato February 23, 2019
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John Bell

As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.
John Bell crushed the encore in Chicago with Gradle, All Time Low, Can’t Find My Way Home.
by WSMFP! January 12, 2020
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