A fat, worthless, poor, white person who pretends to like the shittiest band in the world. They worship the Insane Clown Posse even though there music is horrible and makes no god damn sense. They are so pathetic and lowly that they call themselves juggalos so that people think there part of something bigger or some stupid shit like that. They think it makes them different even though it just makes them dumb. They wear makeup so that people know there "different" from the rest of society even though no one gives a damn. Nobody likes juggalos and hopefully someday they will realize that the ICP is horrible music. Hopefully someday the ICP will be forgotten and we won't have to deal with this dreadful excuse for music or juggalos anymore.
by ThaBigTasty January 24, 2011
A Juggalo is someone akin to a Trekkie,but instead of being obsessed with Star Trek they are obsessed with ICP.Usually they are white kids that want to act like black gangsters.
If anyone ever even tried to ascociate me with Juggalo they'd get punched in the fucking balls
oh yeah ICP fucking sucks kids...it's a huge fat guy and a skinny little geek that think they are bad asses and rap about siht they've never done and never will do.
If anyone ever even tried to ascociate me with Juggalo they'd get punched in the fucking balls
oh yeah ICP fucking sucks kids...it's a huge fat guy and a skinny little geek that think they are bad asses and rap about siht they've never done and never will do.
by Fuck ICP December 7, 2007
kid1: that kid calls himself a juggalo
kid2: dont go near him hes a faggot and might try to blow his load in your tight asshole
kid2: dont go near him hes a faggot and might try to blow his load in your tight asshole
by mranonomousnig November 24, 2008
A TOOL who is USED to SPREAD psychopathic records rhetoric, a cult member, someone who can be USED to influence others into being "Down wit the clown"..Aka.buy merchandise and cd's and influence all your other friends to do the same cause its "Cool".. Musical Brainwashing. Low IQ. NO self confidence. there are exceptions some of you are smart but it doesn't matter because the majority rules, and your fam is 99% STANKIN RETARDED.
Look at this Juggalo defending psychopathic records, dont they know they are just coming off as a retarded tool.
by IlluminatiKilla420 January 4, 2011
A fan of ICP. Easily identified by having numerous ridiculous large-sized Isane Clown Posse stickers on a rusty ford escort or dodge shadow. Usually accompanied by a 2 liter of Faygo. Generally skeezy in nature, usually escorted by underage female or "juggahoe". A high concentration of Juggalo's reside in rural areas in michigan, although Juggalo's are found throughout the United States and Canada.
"A bunch of Juggalo's in line for the ICP halloween funhouse verbally assulted me while I was at the stoplight at Park and Kalamazoo!"
by nsmi327 September 6, 2006
Juh-guh-low adjective; The personification of reverse evolution when applied to an individual already possessing the character and attributes of a complete and total Neanderthal. The absolute lowest form of human life whose filthy appearance and lack of intelligence and moral compass is ineffectively camouflaged by a layer of sheep cum disguised as clown makeup.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
Made possible by society's legal restriction from throwing its inept, useless, destructive members into a pit full of hungry, irate alligators. Usually travel in packs to avoid the general disdain and violent tendency that good civilians have towards child molesters, spousal abusers and pregnant druggies.
United in their desire for methamphetamine, welfare checks, and butt sex from their leaders, the Insane Clown Posse, who have renounced them several times although Juggalos are not intelligent enough to discern this from the painfully simplistic lyrics they worship.
1. Farmer's wife: "I heard a hell of a racket in the barn last night. Is everything alright?"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
Farmer: "God Damn Juggalos trying to blow the sheep again, I painted the walls with their brains. Thank God for my trusty shotgun."
2. Sherlock Holmes: "I dare say, Watson, I simply cannot deduce whether that clown-painted poof is male, female or if it is simply a smoking manatee with a hideous skin condition and appalling taste in fashion."
Watson: "Very good sir, shall we kill it before it reproduces?"
3. Jesus: "I have died on the cross and overcome death so that you may be cleansed of your sin and walk with Him in the Kingdom of Heaven. And the Bible sayeth: No Juggalo fags allowed."
4. Juggalo: "Whoop whoop MCL family, lets butt-pork until society stops hatin' on us."
Normal citizen: *BANG* "Got one, high five!"
5. Juggalo: "Hatters gonna hat"
Me: "Fuck my life, the human race is doomed"
by Darwin Awards for Everyone June 12, 2012
A white trash fatass douche monkey (or sometimes giraffe like) dumb bitch who worships insane clown posse & smells like shit
by MunecitaH December 26, 2011