Jossed

to have accepted canon in a show or book or real life changed to siut facts that are currently convienient to the author.

Name comes from Buffy/Angel fanficiton due to the fact that the shows' creator Joss Whedon constantly did this, causing considerable irritation to fans and fanficcers worldwide.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, S2, Spike clearly names Angel as his Sire, with the words "you were my Yoda,man!"

Come season 3 or 4 this is changed to Drusilla being his sire.

by Heather April 23, 2004

Joshed

i.e. "high." when you have smoked too much weed and therefore are Joshed.

"im so Joshed right now." "let's go get Joshed"

by au9hbfua9dh January 14, 2008

Joshed

When u've been jacked/robbed more then 5 times.

Omg...poor guy he keeps getting Joshed.

by Crooklynn May 21, 2020

Joshed

The act of performing sexual acts with an unconsenting cripple, usually in a wheelchair or above the age of 85

You just got joshed

by Emotional Damage January 29, 2022

Got joshed

When your boyfriend steals you and your sisters stuff to buy crack

I was seeing that guy but I got joshed

by Tattoosandbigshoes April 21, 2018

Joseduardo

A douchebag who likes to have sex with teachers, date ex-girlfriends, and cheat on girlfriends with bimbos from other towns. All while being in a "commited" relationship. He also has no talent what so ever, but thinks he does.

Dude did you here that Joseduardo had sex with the English teacher? Yeah, what's new?

Search: man whore, idiot, and cunt

by Whocaresduh July 1, 2011

Joshed

When a person with a relatively large head in proportion to their body asks you to do something so stupid and insulting.

Person with big head: even though garbage can is right there
Can you throw this away?

You: with no choice
Quietly justs throws it away...

You got Joshed!

by Pablo Escobar the X December 25, 2006