Skip to main content

San José

Costa Rica's messy, unequal run down capital cantón. With the terrifying La Carpio neighbourhood in La Uruca, and then having super pretty suburbs outside the cantón in Santa Ana and Escazú.

People there go to Multiplaza Escazú, a very mediocre mall to say the least, but everyone hangs out without even buying anything. They have Costco (well PRICESMART) and it is mountainous, it isn't as hot as the Costa Rican coast, but they are getting there thanks to climate change.

Still some good places to see there, it isn't a full pile of shit yet, but the gringos prefer the greenery and end up in the Pacific Coast or in Puntarenas, meanwhile Limón is forgotten.

Also called Chepe by locals.
Mae en el Paseo de los Estudiantes por donde el Barrio Chino en San José vi a estos chatas carepichas reguetoneros a full volumen en su carros
by Benjiinthe2020s August 23, 2025
mugGet the San José mug.

José Dias

professional yapper.
i don´t wanna be rude, but bro stfu
You such a José Dias.
by yapping October 16, 2023
mugGet the José Dias mug.

Spongotron José Hernandez

Hey dude! You’re a little fucking Spongotron José Hernandez SLUT!”
by thebigpizzaman November 6, 2022
mugGet the Spongotron José Hernandez mug.

daddy josé

He is good at sports. Most likely baseball. And some ladies call him "Daddy".
That's Daddy José
by Swaggerboy210 February 16, 2017
mugGet the daddy josé mug.

José

One of the most Portuguese names out there being very hard to spell from people that aren't portuguese themselves, José's usually are either shy people with great sense of humour and some way inteligente or a complete douche who prefers being a world wide known criminal over being a business guy and running over a couple of strip clubs, usually the first one, though.

José is a great name in portuguese culture being that it was during the reign of D. José I that one of the earthquakes that marked Portugal the most. (1755's Lisbon Earthquake followed by a tsunami that wiped out most of the cost line of Lisbon).
Over all José it's a pretty good fucking name that I'm proud to have.
Some guy: Hey José!
José: Sup man!
Some guy: Im good man.
(conversation suddenly starts)
by Shraken January 8, 2017
mugGet the José mug.

Simón José

Simon, a charming person, but at the same time stressful, a great friend, and a great person, although sometimes stressful, he has great erotic thoughts, and a small penis, a nice person, his first love was a failure, and his second too, he hates the Samuels but what he hates the most is SOSO
Simón José definition comes from SI, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 4, 2023
mugGet the Simón José mug.

José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.
Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.
by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019
mugGet the José mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email