A peaceful, attractive, handsome looking Viking, breezing through the seas. He makes the best Minecraft Potion Player Versus Player edits. He is the founder of the "hax" witchcraft, with a big axe, he delivers judgement to those who fall victim blockhit spam. (he is dating Strafe).
by GirthyAxe69420 May 10, 2021
Much like her name she is totally unique! Litterally one of the best people you will ever meet. She is kind, loyal, funny, talented and super chill. If you're looking for a friend who will be there for you no matter what and literally become like a sister, then she is the one for you. Jona is always genuine and caring, without a doubt a special someone. you can always talk to Jona, rely on her and most importantly trust her.
Did you hear? Jona started another successful business, she's such a badass!
Oh my God! I wish all my friends were like Jona!
Oh my God! I wish all my friends were like Jona!
by Sneakykid November 24, 2021
jona is just great and perfect. Really the epitome of "perfect". Everyone loves him and he loves himself most of all. With his extraordinarily strong self-confidence, he continues to surprise everyone anew. I love Jonah no, we love Jonah. Jonah is our God our Almighty.
by wiegehtsdir November 23, 2021
An extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. Singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. She loves Jesus and is extremely forgiving. Any boy would be lucky to have this girl. This girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren't more like her.
by iloveyouforeverbestfriend(: November 09, 2010
1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
by As Tave Myliu January 28, 2008