Jonas

Another word for a womans vagina.

I was in the bedroom beating up the jonas last night.

She shaves her jonas.

That girl may not be a model but she has some good jonas.

I hope the next time i take my girl out i can get some jonas from her cute butt.

by The surveyer January 2, 2006

Jonas

A name used for the hugely popular boy band that obsessed teenage girls drool over.
Also A name that every sexy latino has.

Girl 1: OMG! The Jo Bros are so dreamy! I'm drooling!
Girl 2: They aren't so hot.
Jonas: Hey what's up?
Girl 2:Ohhhhh....He's so dreamy!
Both girls: Ohhhh....
Jonas:Look! I'm swimming!

by Hyena King December 14, 2009

Jonas

jonas is GAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Wow he talks like such a jonas man

by Dead_123456789101112131415 May 13, 2018

jonas

jonas is a faggot

jonas sucks cock

by jonas is gay February 18, 2020

JONAS

The Disney Channel show that depicts a fake life of the uber-losers, The Jonas Brothers. Although semi-good looking, no amount of Disney "comedy" can save the trio from the obvious downfall that is about to occur anytime soon. The show is not funny, overdramatic, and really, really, REALLY lame.

Do not watch.

I can't believe Disney let me down like that. I will never watch JONAS again. Thanks for wasting 30 minutes of my life.

by GGMM June 16, 2009

JONAS

A crap new show on Disney Channel focused on just about only relationships and drama. Crazy teenage girls watch it just to see the gay Jonas Brothers.

All the shows on Disney Channel are horrible now, including JONAS.

by pianokid54 August 5, 2010

jonas

A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.

(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)

Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.

by B33R Train March 6, 2010