Joey

commonly seen in a green hoodie and grey trackie bottom. a boy who thinks he's too G to be called joe. this boy thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.
"look at joey in his fly clothes"

"ahh sik call me joey"

"joey's looking pretty randy today"
by jjl123 March 12, 2010
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Joey

usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.
I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.
by Bing Aling July 18, 2010
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Joey

A fat sack of shit. That loves to lie. He also gets soft blow jobs from every girl.
Oh man I’d hate to be a Joey.
by Skinny Needle Penis October 9, 2017
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Joey

The one guy that everyone secretly wants to murder and roll in a pile of pink dildo's.
Gosh, I fucking hate that Joey guy.
by mollyhitler101 September 2, 2017
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Joey

A cool, funny guy who jokes around a little too much but deep down has a big heart and the best intentions at mind. A big brother figure in my life.
"Don't talk trash about Joey or I'm gonna lose it"
by joey_fan December 13, 2018
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Joey

The type of sound a bitch makes when mocking someone. It is high pitched and feminine. When one makes this type of sound they are forever known as a little bitch.
Guy 1: Hey look it's "Trevor"!
Guy 2: Stop sounding like a Joey you pussy.
by Garre Storks January 13, 2018
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Joey

A guy who treats you like the world at first, but then moves you to the side like a used plastic bag. he made you feel super happy at first, but then you found out he treated 10 different girls the same way. A joey is a person who you can trust, and keeps his word.
Who are you crying over?

Joey, because he is the nicest person ever, but he treated me like shit.
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