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Joey

commonly seen in a green hoodie and grey trackie bottom. a boy who thinks he's too G to be called joe. this boy thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.
"look at joey in his fly clothes"

"ahh sik call me joey"

"joey's looking pretty randy today"
by jjl123 March 12, 2010
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Joey

usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.
I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.
by Bing Aling July 18, 2010
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Joey

A fat sack of shit. That loves to lie. He also gets soft blow jobs from every girl.
Oh man I’d hate to be a Joey.
by Skinny Needle Penis October 9, 2017
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Joey

A cool, funny guy who jokes around a little too much but deep down has a big heart and the best intentions at mind. A big brother figure in my life.
"Don't talk trash about Joey or I'm gonna lose it"
by joey_fan December 13, 2018
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Joey

The one guy that everyone secretly wants to murder and roll in a pile of pink dildo's.
Gosh, I fucking hate that Joey guy.
by mollyhitler101 September 2, 2017
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Joey

The type of sound a bitch makes when mocking someone. It is high pitched and feminine. When one makes this type of sound they are forever known as a little bitch.
Guy 1: Hey look it's "Trevor"!
Guy 2: Stop sounding like a Joey you pussy.
by Garre Storks January 13, 2018
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Joey

A Joey is a sweet and funny guy who knows how to have a good time. Joey will go far in life because he is one of the best people you could ever meet. He is very smart but doesn’t let school take over his life and I admire him for that. He somehow handles sports, band and other activities along with his work. But don’t let him fool you; while he may be super smart he’s an amazing gamer!! He has a soft spot for his pet and is a sweetheart. This is probably going to embarrass Joey but that’s ok!! 😂
“Wow Joey is an amazing friend!”

I know right! He’s so funny!”

I don’t know what I’d do without Joey!”
by Aboiscool8 April 10, 2019
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