Take on Australian slang the "Sausage Sizzle", where friends gather for a casual meal of sausages and hamburgers...the Sausage Jizzle is used similarly to a "Sausage Fest" in which an abundance of males gather in one place, with no female attendance. The term sausage comes from the male genetalia, while the word jizzle is no only a take on the word sizzle, but comes from the slang term used to describe semen.
Dude, this place is a Sausage Jizzle
by The_Angus_Experience July 24, 2007
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When semen combines with feces that causes massive diarhea.
You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits
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i seen this hot guy and i got va jizzle all over in my pants!
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The measure or degree of physics in relation to male sexual body parts or liquid fluids that come from said body parts. While not entirely relegated to male sexual organs or the gender itself.

Sometimes it is used in response to the accurate interpretation of ejaculation.

Other times it is used in response to the physics in regards to a penis.

There are some other times it is in regards to the physics of a ball sack.

Although in can be used in other regards for other body parts and things not defined here.
Male one: "Yo check out that dude! He must have two coconut for balls."

Male two: "Yeah dude he must have great jizzle physics."
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The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.
I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.
by classyguy27 December 20, 2010
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term relating to and meaning penis
hey girl, how about you strip and raise my jizzle crane and we can get workin all night long
by remt October 31, 2006
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To Cum very perfusely into your hand after massive sex with 1 or two female partner's and smacking them in the face, in domino form, left to right. Leaving a trail of jizz behind.
I totally gave sherri a Jizzle smack last night.

Shana tried to block my Jizzle Smack but my pimp hand was too strong.
by Lance Hosell June 6, 2006
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