Jarvis

Tony Stark's artificially intelligent user interface, who often "assists" lonely people looking at wholesome relationships on the Internet.

*see couple doing cute things and saying they love each other*
Lonely Person: Jarvis, give me more beer (about to end it)

Jarvis by lop_top September 1, 2026

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Jarvis Johnson 

Jarvis is a YouTuber. A simple man, roasted in March. He makes fun of things for views it’s great bc that’s what YouTube is now

Hey dude were you roasted in March
Yeah dude why
Bro
Bro
Go check this out you will fit right in
What is it
It’s Jarvis Johnson

m.youtube.com/channel/UCoLUji8TYrgDy74_iiazvYA

Jarvis Johnson by DDKinz64 August 16, 2019

Jarvis moment

A moment that could be described as poggers

FartMaster69: Bro that was so poggers
Sakthivelan: A proper Jarvis moment

Jarvis moment by Skidmark69 March 3, 2021

Jarvis Scoop

The act of riding on top of a guy while the mans penis is inside of you moving around in a hula hoop action because your vagina is a gaping black hole.

Look at Autumn Jarvis "GO"! she can do the JARVIS SCOOP so WELL!!!

Jarvis Scoop by pezzz April 14, 2010

jarvis probe 

any person or thing that exhibits any negative, unfavorable, or dislikable characteristic or quality

"Dude, my roommate just busted a blueberry fart - what a jarvis probe."

"Agent K banged that girl without a condom. What a jarvis probe!"

"I should have gone to med school - there are just too many jarvis probes in law school."

jarvis probe by Section Quattro March 22, 2009

Jarvis Goal 

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'

When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal

Jarvis Goal by Bangaroo November 22, 2009