ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day

billy is an ass jammer

by moises January 11, 2004

Whammin the Jammer

Vigorous female masturbation. Getting it. Scrambling the meat wallet.

"She doesn't need a vibrator she needs to wham that jammer."

"Nothing says lonely Friday nights like a pint of Haagen Dasz and whammin the jammer to Twilight"

by The Bunz Clapper July 24, 2020

Horatio Jammers

To stick out one's fists in front of themself, and shake quickly back and forth as if jerking off an invisible man.

Did you see Rachel Nabatz do the Horatio Jammers the other day?

by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"

Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!

by vonwienerhousen March 12, 2009

FRS jammer

usally this:

a device (usally a heavly modified FRS base station radio) that has been set up to jam frequencies in the FRS radio band, used to annoy little kids and to hold a channel for yourself. Some FRS jammers even add music to thier transmissions, which makes it all the more interesting.

"I can't hear anything on channel, that radio op's got his FRS jammer on again"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003

jingle jammer

A person that is constantly singing jingles out loud that they heard on television commercials.

Judy won't stop singing the song from that insurance commercial. She is such a jingle jammer...

by scrags2012 May 2, 2020

jesus jammer

An extreme Christian who insists on telling everyone around them how great they think jesus is. They also like telling you you're going to hell for...just about anything and everything you do.
Usually they Are in a cult "church"
Jesus jams- god music.

My aunt is a jesus jammer, she told my dad i was a lesbian and cried.

by tazra April 2, 2008