JALMHAT

Just a little masterbating here and there

Steve-Hey what are you doing today
Cornelius-Not to much JALMHAT
Steve-You know that sounds like a jumping good time

by Andy K-D September 5, 2008

Japhar

A big poo

I took a japhar

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

Jaspher

- a mine-craft obsessed kiddo
- he believes that children below the age of 10 are irresponsible
- a manly man (at least that's what he believes he is)
- crazy one direction fan
- competitive

"Dude, did you see how hot Harry Styles was in this poster?"
"Ew man, you're such a Jaspher"

by kaflabadooba June 24, 2013

japhlet

A fucking faggot who is a failed Asian. He copies down math homework when he is perfectly capable of doing it.

Stop being a Japhlet and do your work.

by dylanmacariola June 19, 2016

jayphie

an insanely hot and famous twitch streamer. she is absolutely flawless and her content is chefs kiss

did you see jayphie's stream yesterday? it was so good, i almost cried

by jayphie February 25, 2022

japhkniphe

A manuver that renders all listeners hysterical. cf Jacknife.

That's Japhed up! Japh and Jill. Japh off. You are a japhkniphe.

by Japh Hoph May 29, 2008

Japheth

To be a japheth means to simp for a girl named alayna it also mean to enjoy big anime tiddes.

I was being a japheth yesterday

by SIR yeetus the third June 30, 2020