Jakob

Basically this really sucky guy but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

Man 1. Man Jakob sucks
Man 2. Yea... but he does make good crack in his jack black smack nac sack whack crack shack

by Tezzy boy April 15, 2021

Jakob

He is a low life fuck who will never get a life if you see him punch him in the nuts

Jakob is a curly headed fuck

by Look at my tiktok@jakobthedude May 18, 2020

Jakob

faggot

hes a jakob

by afgasdf October 12, 2017

Jakob

He's the biggest faggot you will ever meet.

A true Jakob

Such a true Jakob he been sucking all that dick.

by The Nazi Syndrome April 11, 2020

Jakob

The definision of a gaybo. He is rare because his parents decided to spell his name rlly weird. Jakobs usually are extremely dumb but manage to pull it off. Jakobs are also prone to getting aids. BUTTT jakobs are also rlly cool people and are kinda nice, but sometimes they call u gay and u gotta deal with it. Do yourslef a favour and dont be a Jakob. JAKOBS ALSO LOVE TO RAPE so be carefull when approaching as they may be tempted to stick it in ya. Just state the following if this does occur - NO MEANS NO - the jakob will then get startled but rape u anyway cause he a dog, BARK.

Chick - I SAID NO JAKOB
Jakob - JUST BECAUSE I HAVE AIDS DONT MEAN YOULL GET IT, MAMA AINT RAISE NO BITCH

by jakobsgayerthenaids December 20, 2018

Jakob

Comes from the Latin term, idiot. Usually people with this name have extremely large pussies.

Don't rub your pussy on the window, you fucking Jakob.

by DaleDud February 14, 2017

Jakob

The gay version of Jacob and usually a snitch.

Me when I pop a bag of chips open at lunch: Jakob did it!
Tracker: JAKOB PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE NOW!

by Fiire boy November 11, 2019