Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

hot jake

hot jake is some one that loves licken sweat of linemans ball sack after a long day at work

im going to hot jake my boss today

by altec876 January 26, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)

person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!

by kniveschau November 12, 2021

jaehyun

a man that is born perfect

1 : what is your ideal type n
2: eehhh tbh i would like a jaehyun

by mathsuckslmaoo January 17, 2021

One Take Jake

One Take Jake , in musical terms is someone who can record a track perfectly the first time, be it vocals or instruments.

Yo, Tupac Shakur was a One Take Jake in the studio, real talk.

by Moody Hyadd January 26, 2019

Jake Paul

A YouTuber who thinks he is “savage.” His channel hasn’t be deactivated yet. When he talks your ears bleed. I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING.

Jake Paul: “ITS EVERYDAY BROOOO”

Small child: “My ears!!!! They’re bleeding!!”

by Geodeflavor223 May 7, 2018

Jake and Amir

An online sketch comedy series featuring two Collegehumor co-workers. Jake is a calm, "cool" guy who sits across from Amir, a wierdo fascinated with everything Jake does. The videos include ongoing inside-jokes, questions and words from previous episodes. They have their own site, jakeandmir.com.

'"Have you seen the new Jake and Amir video?"
"Yea, man. That shit was hilarious."
"So ace!"

by Badomdom August 25, 2008