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josiahs are very pretty and they tent to make a lot of people laugh but also a but upset. they like to mess around and do stupid stuff. (my josiah) Josiah is also a very handsome boy who dresses like a cholo and acts like one as well. but he's also very very smexy well to me and he just makes me happy and I just love everything about him...(:
Josiah is my crush and he is just so fricking hot like god zamn so smexy and fo r what.
by haylie<33 November 21, 2021
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Dat Jigga. This mf fucks everything in sight.
Yo, that Jigga Josiah fucked my mom last night
by Yo mum69 November 24, 2021
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Josiah is a fn and he likes to eat my butt
Josiah eats my ass
by Bigboodyjudie July 19, 2022
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Josiah is a loving and caring boy who always puts others before him and is a handsome and charming man. He always has females chasing after him and on his d***.

Any girl that dates him is very lucky to have him.
Josiah is amazing
by elloguysbj September 3, 2022
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I ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD WHO INVITED HIS PASTOR TO GO EVERYWHERE WITH HIM AND HIS PASTOR IS A RAPIST
Person 1: Man that guy is a josiah
Person 2: I know right
by The topper g December 25, 2022
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Josiah has a straight ten incher and its massively huge "Josiah stop its to big it hurts"
"Josiah stop its to big it hurts"
by josiah101 October 6, 2023
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A charming man of renowned taste. Usually can be spotted sporting a rather classy hat, he got for a bargain. Just don't ask him how he obtained the hat....or you will hear the whole story(you don't want that). This man is a drug abuser. But only for a specific kind of drug, and that is cheese and tea. He will try to get you to abuse those substances as well if you aren't cautious.

And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
"If your neighbor, Josiah, came over from building his nuclear weapon and says "hey this is for you" what would you do?"
by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020
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