Jesus Christ on a bicycle

The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.

'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'

by CobyPryant March 30, 2007

Jesus Christ

The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.

Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.

by Evangelist of Jesus Christ March 19, 2021

jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

Jesus Christ

Best man that ever lived. He died on the cross for you and me :)

Jesus Christ is the best! <3

by OldHandleMcBroom May 14, 2021

Jesus Christ and a half

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

by reid_o April 5, 2009

Jesus Christ

The almighty lord living above the heavens protecting us from any bad thing happening to us.

Praise Jesus Christ

by Fizzzyy April 19, 2021

Jesus Christ Year

Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises

You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!

by DayGoHug December 16, 2014