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jamocha

A Drink: Combination of Java (coffee) and Mocha (expresso and chocolate). Since Mocha is what this actually is, one is given to wonder what the creators think Mocha is.
Hey man, try that new Jamocha?
Yeah, tastes just like coffee and chocolate.
Hey, ain't that Mocha?
Duh, Yeah.
Whata rip.
by Bob T. May 11, 2006
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Jamook

idiot, loser, lamebrained, you know, a jamook.
Il trente jamok!!!.......
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
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Jamoche

Random individual of questionable intelligence. Synonyms: Schmoe, Jabrone. Possibly from Java + Mocha, historical sources of coffee. See Regular Joe.
I got a phone call from some Jamoche trying to sell me aluminum siding.
by Seth Baldwin July 17, 2004
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jamongus

A humongous jam; a very large, well-attended party.

Originally, it was the name of the first large party thrown by the JMU Breakdance Club; it stood for “JMU Among Us”. Soon, it simply applied to large wild parties.
That party was jamongus! The hall was packed and got so hot that biddys started coming out there halter-tops.
by JMU Breakdance Club September 23, 2004
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Jambot

Jambot can speak French in Russian and once had an awkward situation just to see how it feels.
If he disagrees with you, it is because you're wrong.
He has never lost a sock.
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
His organ donation card, also lists his dick.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician.
If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance.
His dick alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact.
If he were to give you directions, you would arrive 10 minutes early.
He never says anything tastes like chicken, even chicken.
He was once found guilty, of being innocent.
He once taught his German Shepard how to bark in Spanish.
He actually struck gold picking his nose.
Holy shit, he looks like Jambot. We should run.

I heard kimbo won the fight, but jambot knocked him out in the parking lot after.

Yea man, he pulled a jambot and kicked both their asses.
by Ryan A. Freeman February 3, 2010
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jamette

n. Trinidadian word for a highly provocative woman with a reputation for being more than just a tease. Also can imply a woman who is in full control of her erotic powers and is not afraid to use them.
Dem jamettes dem nuttin' but trouble.
by redgyul April 2, 2005
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Jamoke

A derogatory term used to describe a lazy assed, good-for-nothing, spoon
"Hey, there's Tim, the jamoke."
by reverse apache master March 17, 2009
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