ass jammer

someone who thinks about anal sex all day
billy is an ass jammer
by moises January 12, 2004
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Whammin the Jammer

Vigorous female masturbation. Getting it. Scrambling the meat wallet.
"She doesn't need a vibrator she needs to wham that jammer."

"Nothing says lonely Friday nights like a pint of Haagen Dasz and whammin the jammer to Twilight"
by The Bunz Clapper July 25, 2020
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Horatio Jammers

To stick out one's fists in front of themself, and shake quickly back and forth as if jerking off an invisible man.
Did you see Rachel Nabatz do the Horatio Jammers the other day?
by Anzulo Nildo October 21, 2003
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poo jammer

Australian for homosexual.

Pronounced "poo jammah"
Crikey! That bloke is a real poo jammer!
by vonwienerhousen October 30, 2008
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FRS jammer

usally this:

a device (usally a heavly modified FRS base station radio) that has been set up to jam frequencies in the FRS radio band, used to annoy little kids and to hold a channel for yourself. Some FRS jammers even add music to thier transmissions, which makes it all the more interesting.
"I can't hear anything on channel, that radio op's got his FRS jammer on again"
by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003
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jingle jammer

A person that is constantly singing jingles out loud that they heard on television commercials.
Judy won't stop singing the song from that insurance commercial. She is such a jingle jammer...
by scrags2012 May 02, 2020
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hand jammer

this bitch sasha hit my truck so i made her give me a hand jammer till the insurance went through
by lou pherigno January 24, 2010
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