Skip to main content

Jakob

That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school
Oh no, what is Jakob reaching for!

Jakob please don’t pull it.
by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Jakobe

A terrible person. Most likely a psychopath, and will probably ruin your life. Jakobes tend to be very aggressive and have severe anger issues, and no redeeming qualities. Jakobes are AWFUL people, and are likely to be the perpetrator in sexual harassment and assault situations, as they only care about themselves and take whatever they want, regardless of the clear “No”s and “Please stop”s. They’re terrifying as well, and will do what they can to try and make you scared of them. They’ll threaten you, and cuss you, and try as hard as they possibly can to make you regret speaking up for something THEY did. Jakobe’s dont deserve anything good in life, because they most likely ruined someone elses life already.
Have you heard of Jakobe S*****?

The rapist psychopath with really bad anger problems? Yeah, he should be in prison.
by Imjusttellingmytruth November 15, 2018
mugGet the Jakobemug.

Jakob

Jakobs are bitches that like to talk to more than one girl at a time and doesn't know when to give up on asking a girl for nudes. Jakobs just don't understand the meaning of no! If your looking for a relationship don't go for a Jakob and if you do good luck!
Guess what
what
Jakob cheated on me with three girls
by woofwoofbarkwoof June 1, 2018
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Jakob

A whore-mongrel who likes chicken
Your mom is a Jakob...
by Legion of Chicken January 20, 2009
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Jakob

He is a creep who will follow u around at school who thinks you like him when you don’t. He will get to stalker lvl 10000 and it’s to the point where your scared to be near him. He also likes to send anonymous messages to u saying it’s not him even tho u know it’s him. Sometimes you just need to get away from him
Oof there’s a Jakob over there
by Syders999 May 27, 2018
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Jakob

Weird guy with bad personality. Tends to hang out at his house and eats weird foods. Jakob’s also have very weird friend groups and is a simp.
We should hang out with Jakob!

No, he’s with a weird person.
by Ok121413 March 26, 2020
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Jakob

Some annoying boy in my art class😂😂😂
Jakob:throws a paper ball at me

Brianna:rolls eyes
by Idcughh May 20, 2018
mugGet the Jakobmug.

Share this definition