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Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith
Libby: see Jakob over there I see why I was so obsessed with him
friend: so do I look at how perfectly tall he is
Jakob by J-hooman August 21, 2019
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A nugget. A big booty male. He is a nice boy with a big butt but he will deny it. He wants to be famous and its gonna happen
Jacobey is that dude!
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wassup my Jacobey and this is the true definition about me

im a very very lonely person with no one i can call my own simply because no one wants me i may seem hansom or whatever but thats not what everyone else things everyone things im an asshole and yes this is true but no one knows the true side of me .... i am depressed no love having bastard with a personality only i can love im a dirty minded person and if offends you then fuck off i just want love and someone to hold while they sleep on my chest .... but the bright things in my definition is that i can easily fall in love and if i fall in love with you ill never tell you because ik from experience youll laugh in my face and also because you dont feel the same ... hello my name is jacobey and im depressed
jacobey has no one who loves him hes depressed
Jacobey by masterytko November 5, 2020
This kid is an absolute god, they give off the "Bad Boy" type of vibes, but secretly are very soft-hearted. Watch out for Jakubec
Person 1: Whoa who is that over there they seem so sketchy?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just Jakubec, get used to it.
Person 1: Whoa, i wanna be that cool.
Jakubec by CadoAvo January 7, 2021
The Jakobs are very distinct to Jacobs. If you meet a Jakob, bow down and stab yourself in the face. Jakob stands out in a crowd, especially a crowd of invisible people :P Jakobs are good friends but get kind of out of hand sometimes. They have usually killed 5-10 people by the age of 13, and they are smart but act stupid. They are very nice and hot and when you meet them all you want is to sit there talking to them forever.
Wow, I wish I could go talk to that Jakob some more.
Jakob by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011
G boy hussle hard. Playa gets All the bitches.
Jakob fucked my bitch again.
Jakob by todd ficket November 15, 2021

dirty jacobe 

Joining a group of 2 or more people having sex in fear of FOMO.
Did you hear about last night? There was a dirty jacobe. Apparently a guy showed up and turned it into an orgy because he didn't want to be left out.