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New York Islander Fan

a person that gets no head, no girls, and no wins
cool rangers fan: haha we swept the islanders again!
dude 8: cool bro!
new york islander fan: my wife hasn’t touched me since 1972
by avalanchefucker December 30, 2022
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Islanders Fans

1. Bitter sore losers who turn their backs on regional alliances due to their insane jealousy of better regional teams. (i.e, the Rangers)
2.The worst possible fan. They claim loyalty, yet their stadium is always empty and they rarely attend games, because no one likes a loser.

3.People who live on past glories and constantly harp on the "good old days"
4.People who park in the handicap zone
5. Expletives used by angry cab drivers against broke patrons
6. An insult used in "your momma" jokes
1. Mets Fans are to Yankees fans as Islanders Fans are to Ranger fans.

2. Lady Gaga's concert sales have plummeted due to her disloyal fanbase of Islanders fans.

3. People living in Greece are like Islanders fans; they spend most of their time trying to revive relics from the ancient past.
4.Even though Danny didn't have the proper documentation, he was allowed to park in the handicap zone due to his Islanders Fans bumper sticker.

5. A cab driver received a deadbeat fare, and as the crook took off into the night, the cabbie exclaimed, "Islanders Fans!"
6. Your momma's so fat that she likes the New York Islanders.

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by Ranger Dangerr June 10, 2014
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Islander

When you shit so much it rises above the water in the toilet bowl. This should look like a large island has been created.
"Man my stomache hurt so bad until I left an Islander in the toilet".
by Matt "Ïslander" P. January 8, 2014
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Islander Boys

Islander boys are from countries such as samoa, tonga, paupa new guinea, hawaii and other polynesian islands.
They define the word sexy! They have amazing bodies and are full of swagg. Most of them think they are of african amerian decent, but they're obviously not. They treat their girls like princess'. A large majority of them don't believe in condoms so they usually become teen fathers. Anyways, get a hold of a islander and never let go !
( aka fobs )
Girl 1 - Holy shit check those fobs, they sexy.
Girl 2 - Fob? Don't you mean islander boys?
Girl 1 - Same shit bro.
by toenailclippuh January 14, 2011
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Rhode Islander

They have annoying accents and are notorious for pronouncing H's when they shouldn't proounced (wHat? wHere? cool wHip).

They are HORRIBLE drivers! They always cut you off, then go extremely slow. They practically stop before turning and roll into a street.

They will all travel on the highway doing the same speed limit (at about 50 MPH) so no one can pass them.

They like to talk alot and don't know when to shut up.

They will drift into another lane without realizing it and take a sharp turn back into their lane.
Damn Rhode Islander! The RIGHT lane is the slow lane, not the LEFT!
by spekled December 21, 2010
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islander

lesbian.

a reference to the island of lesbos, where sappho lived
Woman: She's cute, but I don't think she's an islander. Why do I always go for the straight chicks?
by Shan L November 8, 2005
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Islander

a small minded person, usually from the island of Prince Edward.

Being an islander is the reproduction from the mating of two genetically related parents, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. This generally leads to a decreased fitness of a population, which is called inbreeding depression.

People who like to talk about everyone else but themselves;
Gossip whores
Liberals who steal legally

A premier who likes chicks with dicks
Ghiz is an islander.
Islanders like Ghiz

Ghiz likes an islander dick in his mouth.
by Ghizlikesdick March 6, 2011
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