Internetwo

Noun - A private form of the interweb created by a private citizen in league with Al Gore; all functions of the "Internet" will carry over to Internetwo; however subsriptions to Internetwo will only be given to Democrats.

www2.google.com
(A Search Engine for Internetwo that orders its results from most offensive to the republican party to least.

by L. Rainey Saxer October 12, 2008

Internetcourse

Form of sexual roleplay achieved by using the internet

RP Nerd 1: Dude, I just had the best internetcourse last night!
RP Nerd 2: How hot was it?
RP Nerd 1: Let's just say my red walls are now white
RP Nerd 2: Awesome!

by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

internetiot

An individual with a complete inability to grasp anything cyberspace-related.

"She doesn't know her browser from her search engine. What an internetiot!"

by hmm1219 February 3, 2010

Internetools

Internet tools

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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

internetconnection-sux

An timespan of degraded internet connection of an individual.

He lost his online battle in an internetconnection-sux related move.

by Travian_Commie April 20, 2011

Internetionship

A relationship you build with someone, solely through the use of the internet or modern technology. When confronted face to face, subjects act different and circumstance is sufficiently awkward.

I really liked this guy, but we had an internetionship and when we met in person it was weird.

by bloggaaa July 24, 2013

internetboner

A severe feeling of arrousal towards the thought of internet. Often felt as a result of having lost your internet connection for more then 24hrs.

Man it sucks I ran out of internet quota and I'm going to have a massive internetboner til the next month clocks over.

by allstar88 January 1, 2015