intercurse

Intercurse is the unprotected sex you realise you had the night before when you wake in the morning after.

Michelle woke in Brad's fetid barf breath , realizing she didn't know if his name really was Brad, or if he knew her name wasn't Zelda. Clambering through the vodka fog of the night before she tried to remember what happened after the heavy petting, and whether he'd sheathed his pork sword or if they'd had intercurse.

by madammiss79 August 4, 2008

interrupting rapist

The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting giraffe.
Interrupting gir---
*stick your tongue out*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting slo---
*slowly move arm forward sticking out three fingers*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting star---
*slam open hand in the other person's face*

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting rapist.
Interrupting rap---
*slowly slide hand up the other person's thigh (being careful to not get slapped with a sexual harrassment charge)*

by S. Pap. and Lover. April 23, 2006

Internuts

The phenomenon that occurs when someone becomes a badass when addressing others on a message board.

It is a common practice for the reticent, meek, and cowardly to make bold statements, on the internet, knowing there is no way to be held accountable.

The poster was getting badly flamed, so threatened to kick everyone's ass. His anger made his internuts grow.

by BabylonDon December 26, 2008

Interguntion

This is when one confronts a youngish girl who has potential to be pretty but is beginning to show the signs of gunt growth to try and set her back on the right path.

When heather started wearing belly shirts at age 14, her older sister saw that little bit of flab growing and knew it was time for an interguntion.

by Matt January 19, 2004

Romantic Interlude

A short romantic or sexual meeting or relationship

Me and my sweety always met in the city for our romantic interludes.

by bkshiv June 27, 2018

interputation

An interpretation that amputates the original work, thus either giving it more merit than it originally had, or butchering it to anatomical shreds.

Try also googling for this word.

1. Venus de Milo
2. dma:
"oh, how i wish
you
were here"
sl: "no interputation? you know im a noodle..."

by dmaizer December 28, 2005

interbutz

Another word for the internet. If you play world of warcraft you are more likely to understand what this word means.

'So what are you doing today?'
'Umm just gonna search teh interbutz for a new pet frog, the tropical kind'
'Lulz'

by Adr3h April 5, 2008