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CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector
by T-Cracker December 27, 2018
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Inspecto-Uranus

What Harry Potter fans say before doing anal.
Girl: "Stick it in the back"
Boy: "Inspecto-Uranus!!!"

*Thrusts penis into anus*
by Bigus McWillus April 6, 2019
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inspector_lestrade

Cotton Candy loving Gun Toting Hentai Porn Freak With a Tail Army grunt with a MD degree
Inspector_Lestrade mounts Klepto
by someonewhoisgoingtodie July 4, 2003
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Inspector Hector

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but one completes the shitstache to include a goatee.
Just when I thought the shit wasn't going to circle the mouth, voila! I wrapped my cock around her chin and gave her an Inspector Hector-
by Mr. Decent June 2, 2008
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Gnome Inspector

" Hes a Gnome Inspector - He Inspects gnomes" -me

"cool man"- you
by gnome inspector June 14, 2010
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curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.
"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."
by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007
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Mailbox inspector

A slang term to describe a type of cap that you see people wearing, characterized first by its long peak but further identified by a huge curve in the peak of the hat.

Any person wearing a hat like this can be imagined looking into a mailbox where the entire peak fits right in so the person can look up close so as to inspect the mailbox.
Here comes Johnny, look at the huge curve in the brim of his hat! He looks like he's a mailbox inspector!
by Alley1969 September 1, 2013
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