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Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.
Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.
by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020
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Incompetent

Unable to function in a useful manner
The Google home mini is incompetent comparef to the assistant on my phone.... Google you are incompetent
by Robin Frankly smitten December 16, 2018
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Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.
Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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Incompetent

Paul Overton is extremely incompetent
by TheMainGuy February 7, 2019
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ceo of incompetence much

Zoomerese for corporate authority figure who just doesn't get it.
"CEO of incompetence much I am just a second away from cancelling all of you" - Random Zoomer
by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023
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professional-incompetence

Someone who is bad at what they do, someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about, but they do it in a way that seems outwardly proffessional.

Adjective form: proffessionally-incompetent
It Doug has so much professional-incompetence, he posts his own drivers-ed tutorials online, but he doesn't even know how to drive.

Sarah is professionally-incompetent, because she really does look like she knows what she is talking about, but the pros mock her, because to an outsider she looks like she can talk the talk AND walk the walk, but her catwalk is not a real catwalk; she would hurt herself on a real catwalk.
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018
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incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
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